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A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

Bet you didn't see that coming.




I just heard a crazy fun fact about vampires & mirrors!
The premise was that wayyyy back in the day, mirrors were made & lined with SILVER.
Silver is a paranormal creatures weakness.
BUT!!!!! They don't use silver in mirrors anymore. Which means... if there really was a vampire standing behind you in a mirror, you WOULD SEE THEM!!!
Obviously I don't know if that's true or not - but it's fun to think about
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I have always been a lanky and non-muscular man. Needless to say, when I came face to face with a big dude holding a knife in the middle of the night, I was pretty much screwed. I was walking home from my closing shift on a warm summer night last year when he stepped out of the shadows and demanded my wallet. I didn’t immediately reach for it, as I guess I was in shock.

He stepped closer and yelled at me to empty my pockets. When the realization set in that this guy was ready to take my life over the meager $20 I had on me, a white moth fluttered between us. To my surprise, the mugger began screaming and swinging his knife at the bug, which only caused it to fly around more sporadically.

Those fierce eyes which had been looking at me just a few seconds ago were now shrouded in terror and not breaking their focus on the moth. I took karate lessons for a few years when I was a young boy, so I took advantage of the large man desperately flailing at a small insect and performed the number one move recommended by all reputable martial arts schools. I ran like a madman.

https://www.factinate.com/experience/exp-beh-creepiest-weirdos/91?fact=3&utm_term=avantis&utm_source=bp&utm_medium=fact_fb_bp_acbob4_creepyfellabehDP_d_broad_SD10&utm_content=fbkd&fbclid=IwAR10S608OJSUfqrvyNPfOOPRZNI9My8WEi-lAfq7jaGNUR0ac6gCCAP6Sko

Vampires have their uses
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claroquequiza

Maybe I'm an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins - that's your food!
THAT'S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssake stop looking so smug, like, "Oooo, I'm a creature of the night look at what sustains me" yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I'm seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!!
You're how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT!!
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Prompt was an actual License Plate on a vehicle in front of me on my drive home.


license plate

Title: The License Plate
Author: charisstoma
Word count:164

The rectangle license plate for the new truck was heavy in my hands.

MWV-9710
“Mark with Valens, my birth year and yours?” Though his is 600 years earlier.
I smiled. Romantic.

“Sugarplum was unavailable.”

“Sugarplum? Why Sugarplum?”

With a hint of a fanged grin, “This morning.” The widening grin exposed more fang as he waited for me to put 2 and 2 together.

“Um..” He’d used those fangs on me this morning. Specifically, on something he liked in his mouth, my blood while he’d milked me. He’d continued sucking, stroking clever fingers until I couldn’t anymore. Only then did he exchange cock for fingers, filling me. To hold his place, he said.

“I wanted Sugarplum Sucker actually. Too long. Also too suggestive, but they didn’t say that. Thought it though.”

My face heated at what they must have thought, rightly, but that just made it worse.

“I was able to get what I wanted on your car's license plate.”

With trepidation I asked, “What?”

“TREAT4V.”
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Title: Even Vampires Celebrate Christmas
Author: Charisstoma
Words: 532

“The Christmas Tree is interesting,” Evan said, I know you’re a vampire and all... so Christmas tree?” His eye brow rose, “And why is it so cold in here?”

Geof didn’t even turn to look at Evan, his gaze fixed on the tree. “Christmas transcends differences and the temperature is to keep the ornaments’ contents fresh.”

Even stepped closer to the tree hoping the semi-teardrop red decorations weren’t pieces of bloody flesh. Thank God they didn’t seem to be and then... “Bags? Blood bags?”

Geof turned his face towards Evan though his main focus was still the tree. “It will make taking the tree down more fun.”

“So, if I want to put a present under the tree for you… A bag of blood won’t be all that special.”
Evan watched Geof’s grin turn dirty.Read more... )
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forever immortal - amelia hutchinsThis photo is stolen from the book teaser for Amelia Hutchins' "Forever Immortal".
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2146071418761764&set=gm.2332148860163956&type=3&theater&ifg=1

Title: The Forfeit
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 1578

He backed me up against the wall trapping my arm above my head, I was going to kill my self described friend, Reilly, who’s idea of a forfeit for losing a drunk poker game was me attending what was supposed to be a costume party, in drag. Surprise it wasn’t a costume party. One saving grace was that there was no one that I knew there or had a chance in this life of bumping into in the future. Read more... )
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Proselytizing for Dracula

"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?
"No- wait, Dracula?"
“Yes!”
“You’re vampires?”
“Yes. We have pamphlets.”
“Vampires have missionaries?”
“Where else would new vampires come from?”
“I assumed you bit people.”
“There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?”


Nick looked at them in disbelief. “No”, and started to close the door.
A foot stopped the door from closing for a moment and was followed by a yelp as it was swiftly removed.
There were some words spoken in less than polite terms.

“Yeah, I didn’t invite you in and there are prior protections against uninvited paranormals in place.”

“But you seemed uninformed about us.”

“Just because I seem uninformed doesn’t mean I am.”

“But you asked if we were vampires and questioned that Dracula has proselytes, how...”

A smile grew on Nick’s face as he cut them off, “Ley Line Nexus Keeper. You will not be invited in,” and shut them out.
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So those who haven't seen this elsewhere.


"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?
"No- wait, Dracula?"
“Yes!”
“You’re vampires?”
“Yes. We have pamphlets.”
“Vampires have missionaries?”
“Where else would new vampires come from?”
“I assumed you bit people.”
“There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?”
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https://www.livescience.com/62847-what-is-giant-hogweed.html?utm_source=notification

This Towering Plant Is Invading the US, and It’s Causing Serious Sunburns
By Yasemin Saplakoglu

Giant Hogweed

The giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is a towering weed that can cause vision loss and intense burns. Read more... )
But what makes this plant so dangerous?

"The [plant's] sap is toxic and basically strips the body's ability to control the UV radiations from sunlight," said Joellen Lampman, an educator with the New York State Integrated Pest Management program at Cornell University. Without this ability, a person is much more susceptible to sunburns.

In particular, the sap contains compounds called "photosynthesizing furanocoumarins," Lampman told Live Science. Sunlight activates these compounds, which can lead to severe burns on a person's skin, according to Metzgar. The burns can worsen with moisture like from sweat or dew and heat, according to the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation (NYSDEC).

The medical term for this type of burn is "phytophotodermatitis," a skin condition caused by extreme sensitivity to sunlight. "It's pretty horrific," Metzgar told Live Science. "It causes pretty severe burns … worse than [the typical] sunburn."

Phytophotodermatitis can also cause rashes, painful blisters, scarring and long-term sensitivity to sunlight, Lampman said. And if the sap gets into the eye, the toxins lead to vision loss.Read more... )

People can encounter the sap all over the plant, but they primarily come into contact with it by breaking the plant's stem or leaves or even by touching its bristles, according to the NYSDEC.Read more... )
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HELP !!! I'm stuck on this one......
This is actually for health insurance!
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Title: Sex with a Vampire (Fantasy, first time, m/m)
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100



“How much?” came from a dark corner in the alley.

It was really going to happen. Alec mentally cursed Erik for his dare. “Fifty okay?”

“Fifty, huh? You’re new. There’s pain with the pleasure. Still interested?”

“Um … How about seventy-five?”

“You’re cute, so … okay. Seventy-five, it is.“ The vampire’s teeth gleamed in the distant street light.

Alec found himself pants down, facing the wall, being prepared, and with a wet swipe up his neck the inward press of fangs and cock. It hurt wondrously good. More shockingly he found he was the one paid and not the other way around.
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Peles Castle, Romania, built between 1873 and 1914

Scroll down in the comments for another Meep/charis 'back and forth' story creation.
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Welcome to the FB3X Drabble Cascade, a weekly blog hop where we want you to share your drabbles, or flash fiction inspired by our word of the week. To join in, just post your piece to your blog/social media/website and add your link to the list with Title (Rating, Genre), e.g. A Little Bit of Fun (PG, Science Fiction) and then to perpetuate the cascade, add the list code to the bottom of your post :)


FB3X Drabble Cascade #138 - word of the week is 'melt'



Title: Liquid Encouragement (G, Paranormal, m/m)
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100


“Here, drink this. It’ll relax you.” Ice gleamed through the amber liquid, chiming cheerfully in the crystal glass offered to Kadin. “I love the taste of alcohol in my companion for the night.”

Taking the glass from the outstretched hand, Kadin thought this wasn’t how he saw becoming a male escort would be. He should have read the small print. He really should. It had been stressed that all the patrons were screened. The agency didn’t like to lose their workers if they could help it.

“First time, sweetling?” was grinned. “Drink. I love popping cherries too.” His fangs gleamed.
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Meep is feeling poorly. So is onecrazycanuke. This is raw because I didn't mean to stay up this late.
Continues from Drabble Cascade #131 - "Herring"

Title: The Hunted Part 2
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 856

“What is a sweet thing like you doing standing in the dark all alone?” Oscar crooned letting his hand slide down from under his prey’s arm along the ribs and over the round of a hip before reversing course upward the same way. He intended to gently tilt the jaw of the dimly lit shadow of a face exposing the neck. Kisses would taste the skin and with the first start of the shiver he’d set his fangs, his other hand grasping hard over one cheek of the guy’s ass. It looked romantic done right and sometimes the prey, especially if they liked a bit of erotic pain, would orgasm making what was a comparatively good wine into a supremely prime beverage with subtle resonating undertones of flavor. Almost he gave a startled jerk as an all too sensuous caress trailed down his chest, pressing him slightly away as if his closeness inhibited the hand from its destination’s goal.

“Perhaps I was waiting for someone like you,” Albert purred back, his hand manipulating buttons open as his fingers neared his seducer’s waist.Read more... )
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Title: The Restaurant Entre Nous de Cuisine
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 969

"Okay, this is the first maiden voyage for you as a meal so don't worry about your clothes getting messy, you're not wearing any and he's only paid for a feeding from his choice of your neck and or wrist. You wear an apron that covers all the parts not on the menu. Don't worry it washes but the vamps are usually quite neat. They don't like to waste food they say but I think they're just OCD about tidiness."

Terry gulped and nodded at Carleton the restaurant Entre Nous de Cuisine’s Sous-Chef. He was relieved that there'd be an apron to hide his everything not available to the diner.

“Ready?” Carleton wrapped a stretchy paper band like at the barber’s around Terry’s neck. “Stick out your arms and remember you sit on the diner’s lap during the feeding. Don’t wiggle or bounce.”

Nodding Terry wondered why he’d want to wiggle or bounce. Flinching maybe when the fangs went in he could see. He stuck out his arms like a scarecrow staring straight ahead thinking it would seem more professional as the crinkling of plastic being shaken out came from behind him then Carleton was in front of him, his face set in concentration as he tied and adjusted the plastic just so.

“You can put your arms down now,” Carleton told him. “The opening’s in the back but it should cover everything while you’re walking to the table. Less chance of anyone’s hand going where it shouldn’t that way and the slit up the front comes up to the top of your thigh which allows for easier walking and access once you sit on the diner’s lap. You put your hands where he arranges you. Expect that the front slit will ride up. Don’t worry he has a napkin to take care of things there. You’ll be in a slightly enclosed alcove that’s vampire dim and any noise you might make will be muffled. Your waiter after delivering you will stand outside faced away throughout the meal and convey you back here afterward.” Carleton smiled. “Don’t worry kid, you’ll do fine. We haven’t lost any of our meals yet.”

Terry nodded.Read more... )

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