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A Note to a Vampire
Jul. 5th, 2021 12:12 amclaroquequiza
Maybe I'm an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins - that's your food!
THAT'S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssake stop looking so smug, like, "Oooo, I'm a creature of the night look at what sustains me" yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I'm seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!!
You're how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT!!
Maybe I'm an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins - that's your food!
THAT'S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssake stop looking so smug, like, "Oooo, I'm a creature of the night look at what sustains me" yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I'm seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!!
You're how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT!!
