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Saltine Toffee Cookies
This is an easy to make but wonderfully delicious treat. We pack them in tins and give as gifts during the holidays. Use your favorite nuts to top the cookies.

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/11376/saltine-toffee-cookies/?fbclid=IwAR0MZUTOoEP4Am8ITsx5_cn6K6ZJFtekcVcCRkUShgYVZfxrwZm6POCqomc

35 servings

4 ounces saltine crackers
1 cup butter
1 cup dark brown sugar
2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
¾ cup chopped pecans

Step 1
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (205 degrees C).

Step 2
Line cookie sheet with saltine crackers in single layer.

Step 3
In a saucepan combine the sugar and the butter. Bring to a boil and boil for 3 minutes. Immediately pour over saltines and spread to cover crackers completely.

Step 4
Bake at 400 degrees F (205 degrees C) for 5 to 6 minutes. Remove from oven and sprinkle chocolate chips over the top. Let sit for 5 minutes. Spread melted chocolate and top with chopped nuts. Cool completely and break into pieces.

150 calories; protein 1.3g; carbohydrates 15g; fat 10.2g; cholesterol 13.9mg; sodium 73.4mg.

Christmas cookies
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Fae Tree
Ash Winter: this is fae propaganda if I ever saw it

Fae being: *knocks*
Fae being: Greetings I am your *checks notes* Christmas tree. May I please come in. I am definitely not here to scuttle about your house while you sleep, scare your pets, and steal your odd socks.
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Title: Negotiating a Relocation
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 497


He cleared his throat. It wasn’t every day a person sat across a table from imaginary persons. Of course, looking to his left and right at the representatives of his production community, the persons probably were thinking the same thing, if they even knew what elves were.

“So,” he began. “Antarctica is a large space,” he grinned in amusement, space. If anyone knew about space…. Then again they might be thinking in comparison to where they were from… “We’re a small, for the most part seasonal, operation with high output. Off season is mainly research into consumer behavior and retail trends. With the North Polar ice sheet shrinking, we’ll need to relocate. Global Warming is stressing the North Polar environment. Polar Bear are getting hungry and my herd of reindeer and staff would be endangered as the bear look for other prey to eat.”

He scanned the large eyed faces to see if what he was trying was getting through to them. “Do you understand me?, he asked hesitantly.

“Yes.” There was a pause. “You wish for us to welcome your presents,” darned if the speaker’s mouth didn’t seem to grin faintly, “in an area of your planet that is currently underdeveloped except for our occupational areas.”

“Yes.” He nodded back at the speaker. “Would you allow us to relocate our community and operations here to the South Pole and avail ourselves of the geothermal energy for infrastructure support and production? Is there something that we could provide in compensation?”

“You have magic?”

“Arthur C. Clarke said, ‘Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.’, and I’m told that someone known as Genius Girl has said, ‘’Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from science!’,"
The face in front of Kris became blank, so he hurriedly clarified, "Any technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who don't understand it." and was relieved to see that the others seemed to nod in understanding.

“We would welcome you relocation to this polar area if your magical technology could augment our efforts to remain undetected by the transient indigenous population.”

Kris grinned, “we have a lot of experience flying under the indigenous population’s radar. Any reports of monitoring our yearly flight on the 25th of December from the North Pole are a fabrication by a military segment known as NORAD. It should be no problem to extend our expertise at camouflaging our mutual existence here at the South Polar region.”

“Then we have a mutual pact,” the leader of the Alien observers nodded, then paused as his second touched his arm. He looked at Kris in what seemed embarrassment, “I am asked to inquire if our base contingent might be included in the seasonal gifting.”

Raising his brows in surprise, Kris Kringle asked, “production, delivery, monitoring or receiving?”

“Yes.”

“Yes? All of those options?”

“Yes.”

“We pay in cookies and milk and hot cocoa.”

“Excellent,” was responded and yes that was a smile on the Alien representative leader’s face.
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penguins and santa

Ah but with global warming Santa might have to relocate operations to the South Pole. Is probably in negotiations with the Alien Base down there now. Benefits include use of thermal hot spots under the ice for energy needs to run Work Shop & living infrastructure.
So penguins might have something to do with Santa in the future if not already.
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Cool Whip Easter Eggs/ Marbled Eggs
https://www.delish.com/holiday-recipes/easter/g2327/make-marbled-easter-eggs/
marbled eggs

Forget messing with the store-bought kits—these eggs are the coolest. For best results, soak your eggs in vinegar for a minimum of 2 minutes so the color really clings to the egg shell. We prefer liquid food coloring to gel or powdered food coloring as it's easier to swirl in the cool whip. The best part is, this method uses all edible ingredients, so you can eat the eggs when you're done displaying them! We'd suggest turning them into these ridiculously delicious everything deviled eggs.

YIELDS: 12 PREP TIME: 0 HOURS 15 MINS TOTAL TIME: 0 HOURS 35 MINS

INGREDIENTS
12 hard boiled eggs
White vinegar
3 c. whipped topping
Food coloring


DIRECTIONS

1. Place eggs in a large bowl and cover with white vinegar. Soak for 2 minutes, drain and dry the eggs thoroughly.

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2. On a large plate or small baking sheet, spread your whipped topping in an even layer about 1/2” deep. Drop food color in single drops about an inch apart, in as many colors as you choose.
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3. Use a toothpick to swirl the colors to a marbled effect.
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4. Roll eggs in whipped cream and let sit 10 to 15 minutes.
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5. Remove from whipped cream (you may want to use latex gloves to avoid staining hands) and rinse until no whipped topping remains. Let dry completely on a paper towel and display.
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Presidents' Day is past but this is too funny.


presidents day
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Could see this made into Easter Egg Tree decorations.

this is what you get
https://myhusbandhastoomanyhobbies.com/looking-glass-easter-eggs/

Looking Glass Eggs

What you’ll need

Plastic Easter Eggs

Krylon Looking Glass Mirror Like Spray Paint

Scissors

Empty Egg Carton
plastic eggs

Easy Looking Glass Easter Eggs Tutorial

With a pair of household scissors, cut the little plastic strip that holds the two halves of the plastic eggs together. Cut as close as you can to the egg.

Use an empty egg carton to lay the egg halves on for painting.

before spraying

looking glass eggs

Spray lightly with a thin coat of Krylon Looking Glass spray paint. This paint dries very quickly. In five minutes or so, look for any spots that did not get covered, move the eggs around so you can spray that area more easily and give it a quick light spray. I sprayed each area just once, and very lightly.


looking glass eggs2

Note: Don’t put on several coats unless you don’t want the color to show through. Too many coats or heavy coats will turn the eggs silver and mirror like. You can see on my finished eggs that the coverage is not exactly even, but I think that is what makes them more interesting.

You can add decorative ribbon or just leave them as they are like I did. All that is left to do now is to decide how to display them! Easy!

plastic eggs
end product
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https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/yip-yips-crochet



yip yip

Pattern is free for both crochet or knit as a pdf.
hmmm knitting loom ? I know how to use one of those.
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Having a cat or two would make this interesting.
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There are some that find this disrespectful. I quite like it like this with the star on top.
It's not much different than a normal foyer potted tree done up with lights, which I've seen too even out of holiday season. Admit I like the normal point to the ceiling style too.
Would not do this with a real cut tree though. It would be difficult/impossible to keep it adequately watered. Dry trees = fire hazard.
*grins* As a comment mentioned, if you painted it orange it could be used for Easter as a holiday carrot.

Now they do sell some that are meant to be hung upside down from the ceiling, even some to be done from a corner of the ceiling. Again a hook suitable for hanging a parrot cage would be great and you could put the star hanging from the tip over a manger scene. oh oh and dangling angels. *grins*


Christmas tree - upside down
Upside down Christmas tree at @ClaridgesHotel from @KarlLagerfeld unveiled https://www.thecaterer.com/articles/515101/upside-down-christmas-tree-at-claridges-from-karl-lagerfield-unveiled
10:04 AM - Nov 22, 2017
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The Story:

Why Every Christmas Tree Needs a Spider:

A long time ago in Germany, a mother was busily cleaning for Christmas. The spiders fled to the attic to escape her broom. When the house became quiet the spiders slowly crept downstairs for a peek.

Oh what a beautiful Christmas tree they saw!

In their excitement they scurried up the trunk and out along each branch. They were filled with happiness as they climbed all over the glittering tree. As they climbed, the tree became completely shrouded in their dusty grey spider webs.

When St. Nicholas came with the gifts for the children and saw the tree covered with spider webs, he smiled because saw how happy the spiders were, but he knew how heartbroken the mother would be if she saw the tree covered with the dusty webs.

So he turned the webs to silver and gold. The tree sparkled and shimmered and was even more beautiful than before.
That's why we have tinsel on our tree and every tree should have a Christmas spider in its branches!

~Author Unknown (and the story varies - sometimes Santa Claus is the leading man)
https://www.etsy.com/listing/18261657/great-teacher-gift-unique-teacher-gift?gpla=1&gao=1&utm_campaign=shopping_us_justbeadit3_sfc_osa&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_custom1=0&utm_content=5417824&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI_fzEk7Xs1wIViCWBCh3NiQXpEAYYASABEgI2WfD_BwE

HOW TO MAKE A BEADED CHRISTMAS SPIDER
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easter tree

Easter tree in Germany. 10,000 eggs...WOW!

source --> http://bit.ly/2p7wJEo


HUGS
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Do I need to say anything about how they put the creme inside the eggs?
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Mr Meep provided this prompt. Now was it intentional?



Title: Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 252

Mounting the Christmas Tree Sydney ran the excuse over in his mind, ‘All those tempting baubles and strips of tinsel, he couldn't help himself...’ that’s what Ceddie had said last night after seeing him staring at the tree.

“SYD! Get down now!”

For a moment Sydney paused, His Ceddie, such a killjoy. But... ‘A cat’s gotta do, what a cat’s gotta do.’

“I have the spray bottle IN MY HAND,” Cedric spoke each word slowly and carefully. “And the tree LIKES being misted.”

Drawing in a deep breath of the tree’s scent, his mouth opened to fully savor it, then he navigated towards the outer edge of the branch he was on. Mentally there was an ‘oops’, as the branch slightly gave under him and more seriously the world tilted.

“Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!”, “AGAIN!?”

Landing lightly on his feet well clear of the mess of the fallen tree and giving a brush of the tongue to any stray hairs that might have become out of place, Sydney thought, ‘All those tempting baubles and strips of tinsel, he really couldn't help himself... and a cat’s gotta do, what a cat’s gotta do.’

“That. Is. It. You’re sleeping on the sofa bed in the guest room and I’m taking all but one blanket away. That is quite good enough for a familiar in cat clothing.”

Sydney grinned. He knew how to open the door, which left the tree defenseless, and His Ceddie would miss him in his bed. It wasn’t just Sydney who purred after all.
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http://ourcloverhouse.blogspot.com/2015/09/diy-fall-acorns-using-plastic-eggs.html?utm_source=hometalk



hot glue gun
plastic easter eggs
brown spray paint - do several light coats and let dry before gluing the two halve back together.
pine cone bracts - glue, arrange in a couple-three rows
stick - glue to end of acorn
sisal twine - wind around acorn to cover the ends of the bracts and the stick and form cap.

Could see this done in gold, white or silver and powder the 'eggs' in clear glitter while still wet.

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