“MY NEIGHBOR’S CAT GOT MY CAT PREGNANT. WOKE UP TO THIS.”

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Prompt - wizards' world
Sep. 10th, 2019 08:18 amStolen from one of my favorite authors'
https://ilona-andrews.com/sapphire-flames-hits-the-lists/
I tried to take pictures of Shadow for you and achieved mixed success. Nykee doesn’t sit still for pictures.

So is the cat; in witness protection, a ghost cat that doesn't want you to know they won't show up in photos... or so they thought, or a curmudgeon who doesn't want to be in feline cat porn?
https://ilona-andrews.com/sapphire-flames-hits-the-lists/
I tried to take pictures of Shadow for you and achieved mixed success. Nykee doesn’t sit still for pictures.

So is the cat; in witness protection, a ghost cat that doesn't want you to know they won't show up in photos... or so they thought, or a curmudgeon who doesn't want to be in feline cat porn?

"And then Karen said: get the carrier we are going to the vets!"
https://www.facebook.com/crazycatloversunited/photos/a.470552226325679/2376579255722957/?type=3&theater
- My cat still has nightmares from those feline ghost stories he heard as a kitten
- Hey kid, wanna buy some catnip?
- ..and that fellow felines is why the cat bowl is never empty
Prompt - Mog & Co.
May. 13th, 2017 04:17 pm
The Crazy Cat Lover's Handbook: A
Mog's Humor
This is the UK version so some people can read the cute preview.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Crazy-Cat-Lovers-Handbook-overlords/dp/1518644406/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1494711343&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Crazy+Cat+Lover%27s+Handbook%3A+A+Human%27s+Guide+To+Serving+Our+Feline+Overlords
Relics of Zlătari Church
The preserved arm of a 3rd century sorcerer is believed to have the power to lift curses and spells.
At a small church in Bucharest, Romania, are the relics of St. Cyprian the Mage, the patron saint of necromancers, witches, and sorcerers, who lived in the 3rd century CE. The preserved arm of the ancient magician, which rests in Zlătari Church, is believed by many to have the power to lift curses and spells when touched.
According to the legend, Cyprian, before becoming a Christian, travelled around to places like Greece, Egypt, and India, and became a powerful sorcerer. When he finally settled in Antioch, near the modern day Turkish town of Yalvaç, his reputation brought people to him asking for favors.
One of these people was a fellow pagan who desired the hand of a Christian woman named Justina, who had taken private vows of chastity. The pagan asked Cyprian to cast a spell on Justina and induce her to fall in love with him. Cyprian summoned demons to corrupt her,
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The preserved arm of a 3rd century sorcerer is believed to have the power to lift curses and spells.
At a small church in Bucharest, Romania, are the relics of St. Cyprian the Mage, the patron saint of necromancers, witches, and sorcerers, who lived in the 3rd century CE. The preserved arm of the ancient magician, which rests in Zlătari Church, is believed by many to have the power to lift curses and spells when touched.
According to the legend, Cyprian, before becoming a Christian, travelled around to places like Greece, Egypt, and India, and became a powerful sorcerer. When he finally settled in Antioch, near the modern day Turkish town of Yalvaç, his reputation brought people to him asking for favors.
One of these people was a fellow pagan who desired the hand of a Christian woman named Justina, who had taken private vows of chastity. The pagan asked Cyprian to cast a spell on Justina and induce her to fall in love with him. Cyprian summoned demons to corrupt her,
Research part 4
Feb. 20th, 2015 01:26 pmTitle: Research part 4
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 199
Yes, Cyrus thought, they would romp.
Beside him his pet dictionary fluttered its pages to ‘ROMP’: play roughly and energetically.
intr.v. romped, romp•ing, romps
1. To play or frolic boisterously.
“Yes.” Cyrus agreed with the definition.
2. To run or advance in a rapid or easy manner.
“”Oh, definitively,” Cyrus murmured.
3. Slang To win a race or game easily.
“Not too easily,” he wanted and expected Percy to enjoy their rompings but part of the enjoyment was the seduction which didn’t need to cease just because they were married and they WOULD be married.
4. (General Sporting Terms) romp home romp in to win a race easily
Yes, romping HOME. Romping in, in many different and pleasurable ways and means
.
n.
1.
a. Lively, merry play; frolic.
“Oh yessss.”
b. Lively or frolicsome play that encompasses lovemaking.
“Yes. Yes.”
2. One, especially a girl, that sports and frolics.
“Nope,” Cyrus grinned, “my Percy is not of the female persuasion.”
3. A rapid or easy pace.
“Oh yesssss.”
4.Slang An easy win.
“He did want to win.”
5. a spell of rough, energetic play.
"a romp in the snow"
“Or the beach,” Cyrus added patting the dictionary.
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 199
Yes, Cyrus thought, they would romp.
Beside him his pet dictionary fluttered its pages to ‘ROMP’: play roughly and energetically.
intr.v. romped, romp•ing, romps
1. To play or frolic boisterously.
“Yes.” Cyrus agreed with the definition.
2. To run or advance in a rapid or easy manner.
“”Oh, definitively,” Cyrus murmured.
3. Slang To win a race or game easily.
“Not too easily,” he wanted and expected Percy to enjoy their rompings but part of the enjoyment was the seduction which didn’t need to cease just because they were married and they WOULD be married.
4. (General Sporting Terms) romp home romp in to win a race easily
Yes, romping HOME. Romping in, in many different and pleasurable ways and means
.
n.
1.
a. Lively, merry play; frolic.
“Oh yessss.”
b. Lively or frolicsome play that encompasses lovemaking.
“Yes. Yes.”
2. One, especially a girl, that sports and frolics.
“Nope,” Cyrus grinned, “my Percy is not of the female persuasion.”
3. A rapid or easy pace.
“Oh yesssss.”
4.Slang An easy win.
“He did want to win.”
5. a spell of rough, energetic play.
"a romp in the snow"
“Or the beach,” Cyrus added patting the dictionary.
Live Journal is blocked to me from work unless I want to override password it which understandably I don't want a record of. So...
Title: Research part 3
Author: charisstoma
Word count:216
Cyrus Libros opened the new book that had just hit the bookstores. It was an amusing book titled Pumpkins in the Fall, a biography of the raising of djinn children in a most unlikely setting. What was of most particular interest was that it involved djinn and other beings crosses. He himself was a djinn/demon cross, not that there had been much difference between them; both magical. Really his father hadn’t minded living in a Library, Cyrus smiled, there were so many interesting books to read over a wide spectrum of subjects, many in which he had made sure were in the various restricted sections in his library. He wondered what a Djinn/demon/familiar child would be like. Interesting without a doubt and the pleasure of making one… Cyrus hummed. Percy’s dreams would be very interesting. Cyrus fondly gazed down at himself, the collar that linked him with Percy would be working on his future mate. Cyrus was strict with himself and did not look at the other new book waiting on his attention, Peaches on the Beaches. After a quick scan through it, he’d decided that that would be saved for when he had Percy firmly anchored upon his lap and could give the occasional distracting thrusts to illustrate the benefits of hand and cock coordination.
Title: Research part 3
Author: charisstoma
Word count:216
Cyrus Libros opened the new book that had just hit the bookstores. It was an amusing book titled Pumpkins in the Fall, a biography of the raising of djinn children in a most unlikely setting. What was of most particular interest was that it involved djinn and other beings crosses. He himself was a djinn/demon cross, not that there had been much difference between them; both magical. Really his father hadn’t minded living in a Library, Cyrus smiled, there were so many interesting books to read over a wide spectrum of subjects, many in which he had made sure were in the various restricted sections in his library. He wondered what a Djinn/demon/familiar child would be like. Interesting without a doubt and the pleasure of making one… Cyrus hummed. Percy’s dreams would be very interesting. Cyrus fondly gazed down at himself, the collar that linked him with Percy would be working on his future mate. Cyrus was strict with himself and did not look at the other new book waiting on his attention, Peaches on the Beaches. After a quick scan through it, he’d decided that that would be saved for when he had Percy firmly anchored upon his lap and could give the occasional distracting thrusts to illustrate the benefits of hand and cock coordination.
Title: Bad Night Out.- (Wizards World -Warren & Erhard)
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 586
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Author: charisstoma
Word count: 586