Proselytizing for Dracula 2.0
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charisstomaProselytizing for Dracula
"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?
"No- wait, Dracula?"
“Yes!”
“You’re vampires?”
“Yes. We have pamphlets.”
“Vampires have missionaries?”
“Where else would new vampires come from?”
“I assumed you bit people.”
“There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?”
Nick looked at them in disbelief. “No”, and started to close the door.
A foot stopped the door from closing for a moment and was followed by a yelp as it was swiftly removed.
There were some words spoken in less than polite terms.
“Yeah, I didn’t invite you in and there are prior protections against uninvited paranormals in place.”
“But you seemed uninformed about us.”
“Just because I seem uninformed doesn’t mean I am.”
“But you asked if we were vampires and questioned that Dracula has proselytes, how...”
A smile grew on Nick’s face as he cut them off, “Ley Line Nexus Keeper. You will not be invited in,” and shut them out.
"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?
"No- wait, Dracula?"
“Yes!”
“You’re vampires?”
“Yes. We have pamphlets.”
“Vampires have missionaries?”
“Where else would new vampires come from?”
“I assumed you bit people.”
“There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?”
Nick looked at them in disbelief. “No”, and started to close the door.
A foot stopped the door from closing for a moment and was followed by a yelp as it was swiftly removed.
There were some words spoken in less than polite terms.
“Yeah, I didn’t invite you in and there are prior protections against uninvited paranormals in place.”
“But you seemed uninformed about us.”
“Just because I seem uninformed doesn’t mean I am.”
“But you asked if we were vampires and questioned that Dracula has proselytes, how...”
A smile grew on Nick’s face as he cut them off, “Ley Line Nexus Keeper. You will not be invited in,” and shut them out.
