When a Tree Knocks....

[charisstoma]

Ash Winter: this is fae propaganda if I ever saw it

Fae being: *knocks*
Fae being: Greetings I am your *checks notes* Christmas tree. May I please come in. I am definitely not here to scuttle about your house while you sleep, scare your pets, and steal your odd socks.

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[mee_eep]

First part posted 😑😏 there'd be more but food is good.