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Title: The Setting Part 2
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100
Follows from here with The Setting part 1


Riding side-saddle in front of the Prince, River voiced his thoughts, “It’s not as if you’ll get any little princes or princesses out of me.”

Elkhart smiled pointing at himself, “fifth son of the King. My brothers will all be grateful of our non-production of heirs.”

“But we don’t even know each other,” River found himself whining.

“Again not a problem, your brothers sent in a resume with your likes, dislikes, accomplishments and,” Elkhart smirked, “your faults. We’ll have a long discrete engagement but I believe you might come to like me too. What’s not to like.”

River sighed, “modesty?”

Continues with Part 3
It's Thwax's fault.
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Title: Fergus’ Story
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 1001
I blame Frogs for this one. Thank you Frogs.
This fits someplace with Momma and Daddy Fainted and The Inquisition




‘It was cold without any fur or for that matter clothes,’ Fergus thought, or the shivering could be because of everything that had just happened. Having someone threaten to cut off those important male parts that he cherished would do that to anyone male. Didn’t help that with his changing the mother and father of his new family were out cold on the floor, the shelter’s volunteer was trying to pat his new male owner’s face and looked like he’d like to administer the kiss of life but that could be Fergus’ own private slant on things. The kids seemed to be the ones most pleased, guess they thought having a familiar in the family was a great improvement over a plain old cat, or maybe it was the honorary uncle standing next to them, who’d come along and was calm through the whole thing, with a small secretive smile on his face. Fergus looked a little closer at him.

‘Ah, the smell of magic,’ Fergus caught himself before saying an expletive in front of the children. Parents weren’t into magic or they were very skittish people and that didn’t bode well for any familiar in the family.

Mom came around before Dad and slapped the volunteer away from her husband first, woman had her priorities straight, and then she looked over at him. “I want him fixed right now. Familiars can’t change if they’re fixed, right? He’d be the same as every other normal cat.”

“Um. No ma’am. You can’t fix a familiar without their consent. I’m sorry. He’d have to have done something extremely bad, like use his magic to unrightfully kill someone. Which would mean that, if someone tried to seriously hurt or gave the impression of trying to seriously hurt the children for instance, the familiar could potentially kill to protect them and not be punished.”

“Oh. Well I still don’t want a familiar in the house. It’s all well and good for my husband’s half brother, Teo, to do those magic tricks of his but I won’t have my children in daily contact with someone like that.”

Fergus felt his eyebrows rise as he looked over at the wizard and blinked. She couldn’t be for real in this day and age. He looked at the children mournfully, ‘poor things.’

“Well if you don’t want him, I’ll have him then,” Teo looked over at Fergus, “if that’s alright with you?”

“Sir, this is most irregular,” the shelter attendant exclaimed. “He needs to be assessed for his magic levels and being on the streets as he’s been, well ….” He petered out. “Your own background needs to be looked into for possible instances of abuse of a familiar,” the volunteer bravely went on.

'No longer Mom' jumped right on that, “Do you know who my husband’s people are?! How dare you?!”

“Millie,” brought her up short and she corrected him that her name was Millicent, “Millie, hush. Mr. Aubergine is just doing his job and doing it well I might say.”

Directing his conversation towards the unfortunate Mr. Aubergine, “however, I believe that you’ll find that if the familiar and the wizard enter into a consensual association and both are of legal age, all those prerequisites could be bypassed. Even so I think that if you would do a search of your databases you’ll find that I have no abuse allegations against me. I am a professor at,” and he named one of the foremost wizard/familiar academies on the coast. “If you would share that information with,” he looked at Fergus, “Fergus? I would be much appreciative. He needs to know that wherever he ends up, whether with me, which I think would suit us both well, or another wizard of his choice at my school, that he will be well cared for and matched to his betterment.” He nodded at Aubergine and then at Fergus, “tomorrow, shall we say?”

Fergus hardly knew where to look as he stepped back into his cage, changing back into a cat. He was going to have a home, though not the one he’d thought. Settling down on the blanket to think, he dozed off and only awoke to one of the attendants coming down the hallway with a clipboard and stopping at a cage at the start of the line of cages to ask the inhabitant if they were a cat or a familiar. He snickered when the volunteer got a growl at Wisk’s cage. Grunt would definitely be worse.

“Mr. Fergus, I was told to give you this print out. Can you read sir?” The papers were shoved through the bars at him hurriedly. “Excuse me,” James broke off. “Anthony,” he called, “first day orientation said to not let a suspected familiar spray you. Now look at you.” Anthony was picked up and held carefully away so the substance that had changed Anthony to a cat wouldn’t get on James. “Come on, I’ll hose you off and then shampoo you. Maybe the effects won’t last too long if we get most of it off right away.” He tsked, “you do make a cute cat though.”

“Lot’s of luck with that,” was catcalled by Grunt, accompanied by laughter from most of the other cages.

James stopped and turned, “I understand but you should have some consideration of the others who ARE cats in the other cages,” he scolded. “You’re going to, if you haven’t already, frighten them.”

The noise level evened out to normal hurriedly and there were normal cat sounds from then on with occasional comforting trills and claw honing on the provided scratching posts. Fergus pulled the papers towards him and began to learn about Teo and, Aubergine had been thoughtful, the marvelous wizard/familiar school where Fergus might find a place with someone special.

“Teo seemed nice,” Fergus thought, “but best to keep an open mind. There were plenty of wizards in the sea to choose from.” Still it was Teo’s face that appeared the most often in Fergus’ dreams. They were nice dreams.
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Title: The Inquisition
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 276
Yes, meep. You’re to blame for this one.
Sequel/spin off from Momma and Daddy Fainted or Fergus' Story


‘Damn Fergus anyway, outing himself and the rest of them like that’, Whisk thought, ‘though it was nice to know that neutering was involved before it happened. No sense going through the procedure and have to grow your stones back.’ He winced. He’d heard that there was a witch over on 29th street could do it but it was really painful.

One of the volunteers at the animal shelter stepped outside his bars, clipboard and pencil at the ready, “So, familiar or cat? Come on, fess up. I’ve suspected you for a while. How else you been getting outa your cage only to be nabbed again when you’re hungry?” The attendant bent forward, “that witch over on 29th is on holiday visiting her daughter and there’s talk she might decide to stay to help with the kiddies education. Haven’t heard how successful she is with the regrowing bit or if it’s just a scam anyway. You don’t want to put your jewels on the line, do you?”

Growling, “familiar,” Whisk flexed his claws then leisurely went over to the cat box and squatted, shaking his tail in distain as the air filled with the ripe aroma of cat piss. The volunteer got the message and proceeded onto the next cage where he could be heard giving the same speech on down the row.

Whisk never claimed to be nice as he grinned, there were a lot of growls coming at the volunteer, and he’d imagine when the volunteer got down to Grunt’s cage there’d be a temporarily familiar piss changed cat outside the row of cells’ bars, a clipboard full of checks on the floor beside him.
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Title: A Fitting End (murder mystery, Wizard's World)
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 300

The conclusion of The Trees of Backwood. Follows from The Interview
Series Arc is all here

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With gentle attentiveness, Tammy Aghdashloo was seated for the reading of the will and looked around the small room puzzled at the two strangers who were ushered in as well.

The solicitor started reading:

I, Sessions Adhdashloo, of Blackwood Parish do revoke all prior wills I have previously made.

I am married to Tammy Adomicetti and regretted it every minute. Divorce was not an option because of a prenuptial magical binding. My death shall terminate this marriage and all my worldly goods shall revert to my closest living blood kin.

Therefore, a prepaid contract with Resurrection-R-Us shall go into effect for the raising and reformation of my body into life. My death shall set me free and my reformation shall make me my own beneficiary.

In addition, if Tammy Adhdashloo nee Adomicetti shall have caused my death through; action, collusion, arrangement; magical or otherwise, she shall not survive the 45 days of my reformation. This curse shall be proof of her guilt and will only be put into effect by that circumstance. If she shall survive then she may keep the house and contents for as long as she lives after which the house shall be consumed by fire in its entirety with her in it, I greatly hope.

“No! I’m not responsible for your death Sessions Adhdashloo,” Tammy threw her head back and shrieked at the ceiling, “Do you hear me?!”

“Lie,” responded one of the witnesses to the Will’s reading.

Tammy slewed around glaring malevolently at him, “I am not lying!” she spat.

“That also is a lie,” was calmly stated.

Whittaker stood taking out and positioning an entrapment sphere. “Tammy Adhdashloo I arrest …”

“No! I won’t let you,” casting out her hand to prevent the sphere’s activation.

Escaping, she never noticed the tree in the shrubbery.
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Title: The Trees of Blackwood (Murder mystery, Wizards’ World, PG) part 2
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 406

Meridae wanted more because she didn’t like fairly newlywed Dallyn being eaten by the tree. Really have to indulge her, it’s that time of year. Especially on January 1st.
Continues from HERE

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With a sharp cry of, “Noooooo,” Ardnel collapsed against the wall before flinging himself towards the tree screaming, “Give him back! You can’t have him! Dallyn! Dallyn!” Officer Maitland caught him just in time where Ardnel struggled briefly to crumple into unattractive nose running weeping.

“What’s going on here?!” came a voice from the front doorway. “Oh hell, where’s Ardnel?” was more worriedly asked. “ARDIE?”

A heavy thud made an interesting sound of breaking glass amongst the crinkle of plastic bag. “Ardie, are you all right?” was asked into the transferred teary mess that was Ardnel.

“You’re alive. You’re okay. The tree didn’t eat you,” was punctuated by kisses.

“Tree?” Dallyn looked around at the police officers who’d invaded his home, taking in the one in the chair currently bleeding into it and then looked at the tree.

“I’m going to kill him,” was said in a low menacing voice, “he said that Blackwoods trees were safe during the winter because they went dormant.”

“And who would that be Mr.?”

“Dallyn Aghdashloo. I’m Dallyn Aghdashloo. My co-worker, Auroch. Malikai Auroch is the one who told me about finding a tree for Christmas up in the Blackwoods. Said that they needed to be thinned out and they were free for the cutting. I didn’t think he’d kill to get the account. It’s Christmas.”

“We’ll be wanting to speak to him. Where did you say your place of employment was Mr. Aghdashloo?” The book was open and the pencil poised.

It was hours before the crime scene would be processed and Dallyn and Ardnel were told to gather what they needed to go stay with relatives. Tenderly ushering Ardie out and into the car, Dallyn snapped in the seatbelt around him before going to his side of the car and driving away from his home.

In a more jolly tone, “So which relative should we go stay at?” Dallyn asked.

“First we need to go to Aunt Tammy’s and let her know that she’s a widow. Maybe we could stay there because I doubt she wants to be with her relatives since we’re all in mourning. She is expecting us.” Ardie said.

“Aunt Tammy’s it is then. That was a very good idea about the tree. Worked like a charm. I’ll have no problem getting the account now.”

“Oh I can’t claim the credit. It was Aunt Tammy’s idea,” Ardie said wiping his eyes and blowing his nose.

Yes there's more HERE
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Title: Pick-up Lines 2
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 200
From here http://charisstoma.livejournal.com/535156.html

It had been a pretty boat. The sails and grace of the ship had distracted and he’d never really noticed this Russ who’d thrown the bottled message into the water towards him. It had to be all priorly planned to manage the sailing and activity of constructing the note then placing it into the bottle just so. Too the note was not wet, so the bottle had been clean and dry before sent it was thrown on its mission to ask him to meet at the club. Harris didn’t know how he felt about that. The “later, clothing optional”, was disquieting too under such conditions, heck under any first meeting conditions and they hadn’t really met.

Looking down over his body, ‘well there was a lot of skin showing. Still it was just skin, nothing remarkable about it, though there was some partiality since it was his.’ To ignore his stalker or visit the club on his night off and meet under the protection of a public place where people who knew him would be. Nodding his head, ‘better to lance this boil now.’ Having determined his course, Harris lay back on the swim platform, there was plenty of time.

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