Generators

[charisstoma]

Male child sent me these. The comments are.... interesting. *grins* The one where someone listed off the percentage of demons in various lines of work...
Might be useful. *snickers*

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=magitech
*** http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=technomancy
http://fantasynamegenerators.com/riddle-generator.php#.VXlnmPlVhBd
http://fantasynamegenerators.com/mottos.php#.VXlnTvlVhBd


***Necromatic Statistics
that sounds like something you'd do in an insurance company

Clinical Incantations:
Oh, great and powerful insurance policy, cover thy servant with protection and malpractice fees, for thou art premium in my heart and checkbook.

Demonic Electronics
"Aaaaaah! It's an evil toaster!"
--Demonic toasters – not quite as uncommon as one might think.
----Decepticons!!!

Esoteric Anthropology... somehow that just seems like academia.

Nuclear incantations
So, no more need for that big red button. We just say the word!

Occult Mathematics- So anything above college level?

Demonic Statistics -
the median age of the American major demons is 12593, 3003 for minor demons, and 720 for imps. In 2015, 73.3% of surveyed demons worked in the service industry, 14.6% in public services (including political offices), 12.0% in the military, and 0.1% in miscellaneous. Less than 0.1% of surveyed demons were unemployed.

Theurgical Epidemiology--- See Clinical Incantations above.

Civil exorcism? What the hell?!
---For when your highways and sewers are being possessed by demons.

Illusionary Archaeology. This is what, in the scientific community, we call a 'hoax'.

Necromancy Destabilization - to make zombies trip over themselves. Extremely helpful in the apocalypse!
---- Makes Zombies fall apart. Also helpful in the apocalypse.
Summoner's Processer — your demon is loading. Please wait patiently.
Talisman form. It is a little pendant of an animal or creature, and the wearer can take that form at will.

There's more or there can be more. It's a generator after all.

Comments

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

Has no-one ever told male-child not to encourage you?

LOL!

I see you're going to busy for weeks to come :D:D

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Are they not fabulous? Male-child and I were giggling as we read them.

[onecrazycanuck.livejournal.com]

For some reason, 14.6% in public offices seems low for demons. There has to be more demons in political offices than that. I mean have you seen the Canadian Prime Minister or the mayor of Toeonto???

Demons actually make sense. How else did Rob Ford get reelected? The guy is a drug addicted idiot.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

I find that discussing politics, especially of politicians not of my country, is an act to be feared. There are demons serving in various political niches after all, IF one believes these figures. An individual needs to be careful.