Generators

[charisstoma]

Male child sent me these. The comments are.... interesting. *grins* The one where someone listed off the percentage of demons in various lines of work...
Might be useful. *snickers*

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=magitech
*** http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=technomancy
http://fantasynamegenerators.com/riddle-generator.php#.VXlnmPlVhBd
http://fantasynamegenerators.com/mottos.php#.VXlnTvlVhBd


***Necromatic Statistics
that sounds like something you'd do in an insurance company

Clinical Incantations:
Oh, great and powerful insurance policy, cover thy servant with protection and malpractice fees, for thou art premium in my heart and checkbook.

Demonic Electronics
"Aaaaaah! It's an evil toaster!"
--Demonic toasters – not quite as uncommon as one might think.
----Decepticons!!!

Esoteric Anthropology... somehow that just seems like academia.

Nuclear incantations
So, no more need for that big red button. We just say the word!

Occult Mathematics- So anything above college level?

Demonic Statistics -
the median age of the American major demons is 12593, 3003 for minor demons, and 720 for imps. In 2015, 73.3% of surveyed demons worked in the service industry, 14.6% in public services (including political offices), 12.0% in the military, and 0.1% in miscellaneous. Less than 0.1% of surveyed demons were unemployed.

Theurgical Epidemiology--- See Clinical Incantations above.

Civil exorcism? What the hell?!
---For when your highways and sewers are being possessed by demons.

Illusionary Archaeology. This is what, in the scientific community, we call a 'hoax'.

Necromancy Destabilization - to make zombies trip over themselves. Extremely helpful in the apocalypse!
---- Makes Zombies fall apart. Also helpful in the apocalypse.
Summoner's Processer — your demon is loading. Please wait patiently.
Talisman form. It is a little pendant of an animal or creature, and the wearer can take that form at will.

There's more or there can be more. It's a generator after all.

Comments

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

Has no-one ever told male-child not to encourage you?

LOL!

I see you're going to busy for weeks to come :D:D

[onecrazycanuck.livejournal.com]

For some reason, 14.6% in public offices seems low for demons. There has to be more demons in political offices than that. I mean have you seen the Canadian Prime Minister or the mayor of Toeonto???

Demons actually make sense. How else did Rob Ford get reelected? The guy is a drug addicted idiot.