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A species of Aguilegia (Columbine plant) flower resembling a group of swans getting close together. But of course, not the same color as actual swans 😃.
Aquilegia, also known by its common names Granny's bonnet or Columbine, is a genus of about 60–70 species of perennial plants that are found in meadows, woodlands, and at higher altitudes throughout the Northern Hemisphere, and known for the spurred petals of their flowers. The flowers of various species of Columbine were consumed in moderation by Native Americans as a condiment with other fresh greens. They are described as being very sweet, and considered safe if consumed in small amounts. However, the plant's seeds and roots, are extremely poisonous and contain cardiogenic toxins which cause both severe gastroenteritis and heart palpitations if ingested.

Takes notes for composing a murder mystery, or an attempt, but demons aren't adversely effected by such poisonous things as long as they're 'all natural'.

Caption: I can't stop laughing about a giant white dick ridden into space by a billionaire.


Looks and probably acts more like a vibrator or dildo.

How to Book Shop with a Bookworm

* enter store
* keep your eyes on your bookworm at all times
* wow ok you lost them
* they're gone forever now

If they were in the Fiction section and anywhere near Fantasy... Fae are known to lure humans into their realm.

Title: Paying for it - Part 2
Part 1 https://charisstoma.dreamwidth.org/1647721.html
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 533


A voice from the attic greeted Errol as he returned from grocery shopping, “Did you get all the things on the list?”

“Yes. Yes.” Errol paused, “Why exactly did you want some of those things? You don’t leave the attic or,” he paused again, “are you planning to leave the attic?”

The thing in the attic purred, “I’m getting hungry. A thing has to eat, you know.”

Errol’s, “Me?!” drew laughter from the attic.

“You’ve been celibate, if one doesn’t count your hand and that vibrating ass toy you’ve made use of since the last demon who came here.”

“Came?” Errol swallowed. “I’ve kept up on the housework, and I bought you a yummy set of bones from the butcher ...”

A sigh from the attic was followed by a tisking, “the ambiance is lacking without the sound of your moaning as your ass is plowed. The sound of you begging, then threatening your ‘guest’ if he doesn’t stop teasing. Ah, yes, a thing doesn’t live by eating bones alone. Seasoning is necessary to go with the meal. Wouldn’t have to have as many bones if someone was here boning you.”

“You’re feeding off my getting fucked!?”

“Yes,” was replied smugly. “Oh, and there’s been some redecorating that’s been done after some consultation.”

“Who did you consult with?! Are you talking to other things that live in attics? Are you pimping me out for food?”

Laughter answered him. “Oh, he’s here now.” The thing in the attic smugly spoke to someone not Errol, “Good timing. He’s turned on and starting to panic.”

“Is he now. Can’t have that. We’re still agreed?”

“Yessssss.”

The demon of the ham bone reached from behind him, Errol knew that voice, pulling him tight into him. “I hear you’ve been having a dry spell and doing a less than satisfactory self help do-it-yourself. You couldn’t find anyone as good as me, could you.” Teeth scraped lightly over where a tongue had just licked on Errol’s nape and Errol shivered. “I’m glad. I missed you too, and I was getting tired of threatening off your other previous lovers.”

“I haven’t summoned anyone else.”

“Miss me?” was punctuated by a hand thrusting down into Errol’s pants to cup him and pull him back against the appreciative hardness behind.

“Yessssss,” Errol blinked. “I’m picking up bad habits from someone in the attic,” he growled.

Much later, “So why didn’t you summon me?”

Clenching down on the still hard cock in his ass, Errol answered, “I wanted you too much. It wasn’t um….”

“You do know you aren’t the only mage who has a demon lover or even master?”

“What?! Who?!” Errol tried to turn to look at his own demon lover.

“Nope. Not telling. We can spot each other, so we know and that’s all that’s necessary. We don’t poach on other demon’s fucking consorts. Any little offspring need to know who’s their Daddy.”

“Wait! We’re both male. You can get pregnant?”

“Not the way we’re doing it. You can though and..” Errol had given a start and moaned which might have been due to the cock flexing in his ass, “and I’m keeping you.”

The thing in the attic burped.

Prompt:


Title: Entrapment
Author: charisstoma
Words: 1864

To be out in public dressed as he was, Rarrel thought, gave him an understanding of what it felt like to be vulnerable, more so than if his ass had been swaddled in a loincloth. With a loincloth, people would focus more on his muscles and less on selected parts of his anatomy; the swaddling wouldn’t be subject to the vagaries of movement or wind. He was thankful for the weight of the panel as he felt the cloth pressed against his ass, and the fluttering caress to his balls. At least the panel didn’t cup over his balls and reveal the resulting arousal of his cock. It sure did call attention to his ass though and his vulnerability.

“Put the weapon away, Liss. If you think you’re defending my honor, you’re going about it the wrong way. Nothing like a weapon to get people’s attention and have them looking for why you’ve got the damned thing out.”

Liss blinked and then grinned. “You lost the bet. You have to be out in public wearing only just those draperies for clothing over your ass. What’s the point if no one notices your beautiful ass? Besides I might get a good offer for you.”

“Well you better be prepared to use that weapon if someone does more than look.”

Her grin became wider as she holstered the weapon. “Ah, here we are. You’ll like this place. Remember to act like a good little pleasure slave.” ( Read more... )

Will it help if you leave the tv on on mute thru the night?

One day there were 7 pairs of underpants.
They were not ordinary. They were evil.

Title: Team Building
Master List - http://charisstoma.dreamwidth.org/1302810.html
Follows Demons with Issues
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 1317

“Do we know who the demon brat is whose magic is being let loose to cause havoc on the human plane?”

“Think you presented that question with enough qualifiers in it? Does the Agency know which young demon is responsible? In this case, yes. And I’m glad that you are accepting the concept of ‘us’, so well.” Nick grinned at Silas and that grin broadened as Silas’ glower became darker.

“That was the ‘we’ as is represented by a combination of forces and knowledge, Asshole. We’re a team. This being demon society how do you, the demon in this pairing, suggest we confront him or her?”

“Young male demon, named Jazak. ( Read more... )

Follows with Part 14 - Plans