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Title : Paying for it
Author: charisstoma
Words : 241

Errol stretched and moaned. “Sometimes, it’s getting out of bed and doing more difficult tasks; like summoning a demon to help with the dishes or finding the right number of chicken bones to appease the thing in the attic.” He laughed, then stopped.

“Damn.” He’d forgotten the thing in the attic. “Please let the chicken bones be there still.”

He’d forgotten that important detail after the demon’s summoning. All the bitching about he only got summoned to do household chores. That had led to the demon meticulously cleaning Errol's ass out and then filling it through the wee hours as payment for services rendered. Obsessive demon who declared he wouldn’t stick it into a less that sparkly clean ass and there had been a demand that as a tip, Errol’s ass needed to be spanked to drive that point across.. before the fucking.

“You do know how to take care of yourself.” came the voice from the attic doorway.
“I’ll let this slide, this once. Your Service Demon gave me the chicken bones AND he brought a ham bone with him to share.” There was laughter from the attic. “He thought it only fair since he was boning you. And he left his summoning number that I am supposed to keep handy for next time. I think you’ve earned yourself a reputation. That’s the fifth demons' summoning number I’ve been given.”
There was a pause of considering, “I like ham bones.”

Part 2 https://charisstoma.dreamwidth.org/1691140.html
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When people act like leaving gifts for the fairies is to get the fairies' attention so they'll be kind to you ... When really leaving gifts for the fairies is the supernatural equivalent of a mafia protection racket.. Gotta pay off the Mab.
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- You don't leave gifts for the Fae Folk so they'll bless you. You leave gifts so they won't fuck with you.

- Can I pay them to take me instead??

- I'm not fucking with no fairies thank you very much

Passing of the elves FangWangLlin https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0b/d6/84/0bd68486cfbfda3c356b1ef25241a68f.jpg

- Which is pretty much how all worship starts. "Hey, God of (thing), if if give you this (chicken/incense/virgin) will you please stop doing the (thing)?"
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