Fae Gifts - prompt
Aug. 18th, 2019 02:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
charisstomaWhen people act like leaving gifts for the fairies is to get the fairies' attention so they'll be kind to you ... When really leaving gifts for the fairies is the supernatural equivalent of a mafia protection racket.. Gotta pay off the Mab.
https://www.facebook.com/Fangoddesses/photos/a.1396787787255995/2385083868426377/?type=3&theater
- You don't leave gifts for the Fae Folk so they'll bless you. You leave gifts so they won't fuck with you.
- Can I pay them to take me instead??
- I'm not fucking with no fairies thank you very much
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0b/d6/84/0bd68486cfbfda3c356b1ef25241a68f.jpg
- Which is pretty much how all worship starts. "Hey, God of (thing), if if give you this (chicken/incense/virgin) will you please stop doing the (thing)?"
https://www.facebook.com/Fangoddesses/photos/a.1396787787255995/2385083868426377/?type=3&theater
- You don't leave gifts for the Fae Folk so they'll bless you. You leave gifts so they won't fuck with you.
- Can I pay them to take me instead??
- I'm not fucking with no fairies thank you very much
- Which is pretty much how all worship starts. "Hey, God of (thing), if if give you this (chicken/incense/virgin) will you please stop doing the (thing)?"
