I.. think.. The words Photo hoax contest are in its address. And I really, really don't want Cousin Vinny to be real.
This large deep sea snail's body resembles the feet of the Chupacabra, hence it has this name. It was discovered early this year 2007. Comprehensive science paper was produced by Dr. Takeshi Yamada.
Yeah, it's a hoax photo contest, and apparently the guy who submitted that one won the previous year's contest. So we can all sleep sound in our beds tonight. *g* I'm almost sad that the vampire monkey is not real, though.
That's my Cousin Vinny. *uneasy smile* Say Hi nicely and maybe he'll go away.
Cousin Vinny makes one understand, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." I sure would want to know where he was at all times. Locked away with armed guards in a zoo.
We are not keeping him. He goes back to the Zoo under heavy guard tonight. Then we are moving to Oregon even if the Witness Protection Program doesn't take us. Now how do I deactivate the GPS system?
Nix has knives? I am not eating Vinny. He is family though not closely related, thank you God. Have images of Nix as s sushi chef. This is not a good image in conjuction with Vinny.
Nix doesn't leave the house without her smith and wesson carbon steel blade and her gerber bootknife. Don't worry. They aren't cooking knives. I think she's scared of Vinny.
I've got a hmm think its a Smith .38. Need to take it out and see if it needs cleaning, it's been so long. Police station is just around the corner but I didn't know that when we moved.
The ex-es family lives and breathes guns. Before he moved us here I asked him to get me a revolver since I wouldn't have access to his arsenal for protection. I'll shoot Vinny and Nix can make him leetle pieces to dispose of he body. No one will know.
*blinks* Nix punched the guy at the bar instead of drawing a red line in his body. Control.
Guns...totally scared of guns. Why would you need one for protection? Was your ex like part of the mafia or something? If Nix would have cut the guy at the bar our master would have turned her black and blue and she may have gone to jail. We would like to keep her as far away from a place like that as possible. She says she would never draw on someone unless she thought they were going to kill her or its an agreed on challenge/fighting circle. Whatever that is. It sounds like something our master would veto instantly.
When we lived near Duluth it was country living. Sometimes the cops wouldn't show up right away, so I was told. They did a lot of hunting and his brother is a state cop. *shrugs* You become self-reliant.
One place we stayed over night just outside S.F. had no locks on the cabin door. Drunken man came to serenade us. It was unnerving to have the gun under the pillow but wasn't scared. They're a tool like a car. You just use them responsibly.
Yes, Nix safe with at least one of you. Would pet the Master but .. no. um Challenge/fighting circle? That's more vicious than a gun blowing a tidy hole in someone far away. Actually I think it's a Smith and Wesson .357 .38 has too much punch for me to control. It's been a long time since I've looked at it. Kind of like a security blanket at this point.
He's going to get here right around midnight. I've stopped looking at the little counter because its driving me nuts. I can see where it might be good to have one out in the country. I've just got my own past issues with guns. Don't think I could even bring mself to pick one up. Drunk guys serenading sounds funny. Maybe throw water balloons at them instead.
NIx believes if you are going to hurt someone then you should have to get up close and personal to do it. If you can't do that then you don't have what it takes to hurt someone. She thinks shooting someone is cowardice. Remember when I said she has seen way too much of the darker sides of life?
Oh, Nix.. it's not the shell, it's what's in the shell.
No, Chris he is not a cool guy. He's a snail. A snail with **6** freaking claws. That is why we are all moving to Oregon. Be thankful it's not Montana.
Just tell me he's either very docile or very very small and there's only one of him. *hands you a palm frond* -Nix
Just cuz he's got claws doesn't mean he would use them. I mean Nix carries at least two knives everywhere and she's pretty tame. We could train him by offering him brownies for treats! Snails like brownies right? And hey if it ever goes wrong all we have to do is grab the salt... -Chris
Um huh, docile. That's why he has 6 sharp nonretracted claws. I'm hoping there's only one of him but snails are hermaphrodites. Don't think they can self fertilize. *takes the palm frond* *looks at the palm frond* Waaaaait. This is made up of many leaflets and will play peakaboo with my good parts. *looks at you*
Salt works for slugs, don't know about snails as they have a shell to hide in. Best is something fairly easy to find. A nice dish of beer. It's not sure if they die from alcohol poisoning or drown. Claws .. sharp.. Just think of the furniture. You are perverting me, for a moment I thought that he might be cute.
I.. knew.. it! There's nothing here, move along. Shoo. No, I mean it. Shoo shoo. *disgustedly looks around* Where is my shell?
Vinny reminded me of 'Thing' from the Adams family, too. I thought he was based on the movie 'The Thing' but that's a different one. The one 'Thing' came from had a hand that would crawl across the floor to strangle the individual in their sleep. You could hear it moving from the scritch scritch scritch thump as the wrist hit the floor.
You mean the GPS tagged, green blue and purple painted shell with the lightning rod that you abandoned trying to get away from the pets? you want to go back to that shell? * evil smile* -Nix
That's a little disturbing... A disembodied hand choking you in your sleep...why can't it be a nice disembodied hand? I could think of plenty of more useful things for it to do rather than kill people. We will just have to train Vinny to be nice.
Nix.. what did you do with my shell? *looks at you*
Chris.. Vinny has claws. Unless I get the pedicure for pets thingy you would not want him touching any of your bits and pieces. The thought of Vinny curling around my hand as I trim one claw at a time is Very disquieting, excuse me while I run screaming from the room. And I can find a new and improved body covering I hope. Even a pillow, okay long king sized body pillow *smug smile* Uh huh.
Nix says she didnt do anything to your shell but she thinks its funny that your were trying so hard to escape and after all our efforts all it took was a palm frond to make you go back.
Mmmmmm claws...-smiles dreamily- you have to remember who you're talking to here...
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Date: 2009-08-14 12:40 am (UTC)It's suppose to be a Giant Chupacabra Snail.
Date: 2009-08-14 12:55 am (UTC)The words Photo hoax contest are in its address.
And I really, really don't want Cousin Vinny to be real.
This large deep sea snail's body resembles the feet of the Chupacabra, hence it has this name. It was discovered early this year 2007. Comprehensive science paper was produced by Dr. Takeshi Yamada.
http://paranormal.about.com/od/ghostphotos/ig/2007-Photo-Hoax-Contest-Slide-/Giant-Chupacabras-Snail.-00a.htm
Re: It's suppose to be a Giant Chupacabra Snail.
Date: 2009-08-14 01:00 am (UTC)Re: It's suppose to be a Giant Chupacabra Snail.
Date: 2009-08-14 01:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-14 12:53 am (UTC)It's suppose to be a Giant Chupacabra Snail.
Date: 2009-08-14 01:03 am (UTC)Say Hi nicely and maybe he'll go away.
Cousin Vinny makes one understand, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." I sure would want to know where he was at all times. Locked away with armed guards in a zoo.
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Date: 2009-08-14 01:10 am (UTC)Giant Chupacabra Snail.
Date: 2009-08-14 01:14 am (UTC)He's temporarily out of the 'Big House' they call the hoax zoo.
Re: Giant Chupacabra Snail.
Date: 2009-08-14 01:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-14 03:52 am (UTC)Ok you can have your snail shell...but not that one...
-Nix
I'm sure he's just misunderstood. Cuz Vinny is probly a pretty cool guy once ya know him. Just watch out for the claws.
-Chris
Cousin Vinny
Date: 2009-08-14 04:27 am (UTC)We are not keeping him. He goes back to the Zoo under heavy guard tonight. Then we are moving to Oregon even if the Witness Protection Program doesn't take us. Now how do I deactivate the GPS system?
Re: Cousin Vinny
Date: 2009-08-14 04:35 am (UTC)-Nix
Sure thing. Gps stays. Even if you send Vinny after us Nix has her knives.
-Chris
Re: Cousin Vinny
Date: 2009-08-14 04:54 am (UTC)Re: Cousin Vinny
Date: 2009-08-14 05:13 am (UTC)Re: Cousin Vinny
Date: 2009-08-14 05:41 am (UTC)The ex-es family lives and breathes guns. Before he moved us here I asked him to get me a revolver since I wouldn't have access to his arsenal for protection. I'll shoot Vinny and Nix can make him leetle pieces to dispose of he body. No one will know.
*blinks* Nix punched the guy at the bar instead of drawing a red line in his body. Control.
Re: Cousin Vinny
Date: 2009-08-14 06:14 am (UTC)Why would you need one for protection? Was your ex like part of the mafia or something? If Nix would have cut the guy at the bar our master would have turned her black and blue and she may have gone to jail. We would like to keep her as far away from a place like that as possible. She says she would never draw on someone unless she thought they were going to kill her or its an agreed on challenge/fighting circle.
Whatever that is. It sounds like something our master would veto instantly.
Re: Cousin Vinny
Date: 2009-08-14 06:37 am (UTC)One place we stayed over night just outside S.F. had no locks on the cabin door. Drunken man came to serenade us. It was unnerving to have the gun under the pillow but wasn't scared.
They're a tool like a car. You just use them responsibly.
Yes, Nix safe with at least one of you. Would pet the Master but .. no. um Challenge/fighting circle? That's more vicious than a gun blowing a tidy hole in someone far away. Actually I think it's a Smith and Wesson .357 .38 has too much punch for me to control. It's been a long time since I've looked at it. Kind of like a security blanket at this point.
How much time now?
Re: Cousin Vinny
Date: 2009-08-14 06:47 am (UTC)I can see where it might be good to have one out in the country. I've just got my own past issues with guns. Don't think I could even bring mself to pick one up.
Drunk guys serenading sounds funny. Maybe throw water balloons at them instead.
NIx believes if you are going to hurt someone then you should have to get up close and personal to do it. If you can't do that then you don't have what it takes to hurt someone. She thinks shooting someone is cowardice. Remember when I said she has seen way too much of the darker sides of life?
Re: Cousin Vinny
Date: 2009-08-14 07:01 am (UTC)Vibrates up and down, bounces on my feet.
Re: Cousin Vinny
Date: 2009-08-14 07:10 am (UTC)Re: Cousin Vinny
Date: 2009-08-14 07:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-14 04:41 am (UTC)No, Chris he is not a cool guy. He's a snail. A snail with **6** freaking claws. That is why we are all moving to Oregon. Be thankful it's not Montana.
Can someone get me a bigger leaf to hide behind.
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Date: 2009-08-14 04:58 am (UTC)*hands you a palm frond*
-Nix
Just cuz he's got claws doesn't mean he would use them. I mean Nix carries at least two knives everywhere and she's pretty tame. We could train him by offering him brownies for treats! Snails like brownies right? And hey if it ever goes wrong all we have to do is grab the salt...
-Chris
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Date: 2009-08-14 05:30 am (UTC)Salt works for slugs, don't know about snails as they have a shell to hide in. Best is something fairly easy to find. A nice dish of beer. It's not sure if they die from alcohol poisoning or drown. Claws .. sharp.. Just think of the furniture. You are perverting me, for a moment I thought that he might be cute.
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Date: 2009-08-14 06:03 am (UTC)-Nix
yes! A covert! He would be cute. He kind of reminds me of the hand from the adams family.
-Chris
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Date: 2009-08-14 06:17 am (UTC)I.. knew.. it! There's nothing here, move along. Shoo. No, I mean it. Shoo shoo. *disgustedly looks around* Where is my shell?
Vinny reminded me of 'Thing' from the Adams family, too. I thought he was based on the movie 'The Thing' but that's a different one. The one 'Thing' came from had a hand that would crawl across the floor to strangle the individual in their sleep. You could hear it moving from the scritch scritch scritch thump as the wrist hit the floor.
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Date: 2009-08-14 06:25 am (UTC)you want to go back to that shell?
* evil smile*
-Nix
That's a little disturbing... A disembodied hand choking you in your sleep...why can't it be a nice disembodied hand? I could think of plenty of more useful things for it to do rather than kill people. We will just have to train Vinny to be nice.
-Chris
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Date: 2009-08-14 06:45 am (UTC)Chris.. Vinny has claws. Unless I get the pedicure for pets thingy you would not want him touching any of your bits and pieces. The thought of Vinny curling around my hand as I trim one claw at a time is Very disquieting, excuse me while I run screaming from the room.
And I can find a new and improved body covering I hope. Even a pillow, okay long king sized body pillow *smug smile* Uh huh.
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Date: 2009-08-14 10:16 pm (UTC)Mmmmmm claws...-smiles dreamily- you have to remember who you're talking to here...