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Once again Live Journal is down due to a DDoS attack. *GROWLS*

Title: DDoS or you thought the internet was slow today?

The keyboard looked at the monitor and shrugged, ‘it was not his fault.’ The monitor, looking totally unimpressed, continued to show one of two options; ERROR 550 or the generic Explorer was unable to connect; non-committally.

Okay, so Live Journal was probably under attack yet again. It was getting old and the tower suggested the author try composing the story, save and post later.

The author carefully arranged a finger in the face of the monitor to pass on to the tower and then opened a Word program to do just that. Carefully preserving his impassive face in the background, the monitor refused to explain that he didn’t pass on messages. He had a good job/life and he didn’t want to lose it. Authors could be so out of touch with reality sometimes and attribute powers of which internet capable machines did not in fact possess.

Date: 2012-07-02 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charisstoma.livejournal.com
I'd noticed that things were moving slower and then lj couldn't be found. Googled and evidently they've been fighting if since last week.

Oh, we don't need lj or to connect to lj or talk to our machines when they are being difficult. Not.At.All.

You and Hubby having happy together time? Nice when the logistics are only one small, goes to bed earlier, child.

Date: 2012-07-02 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saskia399.livejournal.com
You googled? Impressive! I just went "isup.me" and then went "oh, no point in trying then"

Nope *lovingly strokes mirror* *bubble bursts* bummer

*grins* What do you think? It's not as if such opportunities aren't rare ^_^ I might have had cookies *grins*

Date: 2012-07-02 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charisstoma.livejournal.com
*snickers* Now why are we sensitive about our children knowing what we do with each other?

Maybe it's the cringing and hands over the eyes and little voices chanting TMI that inhibits us or it's the morality police.

Date: 2012-07-03 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saskia399.livejournal.com
I think it's the loathing noises they make #_#

We're even prohibited from talking about filthy stuff like condoms *shakes head* They would not be so curious about my fiction if they knew just HOW filthy it is *LEERY GRIN*

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