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And I thought those reports of owls making off with small cats or dogs were for their dinner... may have been dinner, but as a guest?
Evil Meri- Or merely parent carrying unflighted offspring.
Meridae wrote this Ninja Meowlets Warne & Ranel mentioning involved.
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Title:Dinner Time
Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 190
“MOOooooowm, nooooooooo.”
Andy grabbed Simon’s arm. “Do something that owl is making off with a kitten. You’re a snake familiar. You’ve got magic,” he shook Simon’s arm, “DO something.”
With a great put upon sigh, “HESTER!”
The owl flew back into view the kitten still clutched in its talons. It carefully placed the kitten on the thick branch and put a foot down on it. “What? It’s dinner time.”
“My human love is concerned about the kitten’s fate. He doesn’t understand.”
“Damn right I don’t.”
From the pinioned kitten came, “He said a bad word. Is he going to get his mouth washed out with rotten owl pellets?”
“No son, I expect he’ll get a spanking for using bad language around small impressionable can’t fly yet Owl-cat kittens.” The owl turned his attention back to Simon, “Now if you don’t mind, mice as you know taste better fresh.”
Watching Hester, which upon closer observation Andy saw had feline features in place of an owl’s, fly away, “Um, that kitten wasn’t in any trouble was it?”
“No-Pe.” Simon smiled evily. “Come on. You’ve got a spanking to receive.”
“SIMONnnnnn, noooooo .”
