May. 17th, 2016

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So true fact, my boss was telling me that she's catsitting an open catdoor cat. Kitty came in with a cut paw and acted like it wanted cuddling. But as she's telling this a student walked in. We are very friendly.

Conversation went something like this:
"So the cat walked in and looked at me to say... Oh hello, Anthony."

We giggled hysterically because it was that kind of day.

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FB3X Drabble Cascade Every TuesdayFB3X Drabble Cascades


Welcome to the FB3X Drabble Cascade, a weekly blog hop where we want you to share your drabbles, or flash fiction inspired by our word of the week. To join in, just post your piece to your blog/social media/website and add your link to the list with Title (Rating, Genre), e.g. A Little Bit of Fun (PG, Science Fiction) and then to perpetuate the cascade, add the list code to the bottom of your post :)



Title: Afternoon's Delight (PG, m/m, series)
Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100

Gathering his courage, Andy pushed open the door and walked, seemingly confidently he hoped, out the back door. ‘So it’s afternoon. The backyard is enclosed. No one can see in.’

‘Maybe I should have slathered on sunscreen,’ he thought adjusting the towel. ‘Maybe not, Simon dislikes slipperiness except in certain places.’ Andy’s face heated, reminded of his current state of dishabille.

The muffled rhythmic thumping of an approaching helicopter grew louder. Andy lost his composure sprinting into the gazebo, his towel clutched strategically.

His outraged, “Simon!” was smothered by laughing kisses, as Simon reached to switch off the CD player.



Part 2
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Meri found this and commented: Ranel's twins or a first spell casting gone wrong.

It lieth in wait for someone to write.
lieth: Verb. archaic third-person singular simple present indicative form of lie.

In 1592, on the anniversary of the Queen's coronation, Essex presented an entertainment composed by Bacon. In the speech in praise of knowledge he states his lifelong theme: "the sovereignty of man lieth hid in knowledge … now we govern nature in opinions, but are thrall to her in necessities; but if we would be led by her in invention, we should command her in action."
Read more at http://biography.yourdictionary.com/sir-francis-bacon#p0zYifk34BiCyvok.99
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This was in a promo for Obsidian ( The Dragon Kings #1)by Kimberly Loth.

That does not look like a naked female crab walking away from the dragon. And doesn't he have a nice tail.
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Toddler Barfs In The Car, Dad Freaks, Epic Text Exchange...
This dad's hilarious text messages to his wife after their toddler threw up in the car are going viral.

http://www.scarymommy.com/dad-texts-wife-go-viral-toddler-vomit/

It all started one night when Ben Patterson says he met up with his wife, Stephanie, to switch cars so she could go out with some friends and he could head home with their kids. On the way there, his son, Declan, unleashed the mother of all vomits. Patterson took a photo and sent it to his wife, who didn’t respond. Things unraveled pretty quickly from there:

So this just happened

I just pulled over and am trying not to throw up myself

Call me

I just threw up trying to clean him up

It smells SO BAD

I seriously don’t know what to do, I’m barfing every time I try to clean him up

I’m puking on some lady’s lawn in Burlingame and she comes out to ask me if I’m drunk while driving the kids

I’m trying to explain that I’m a sympathetic vomiter and can’t handle the smell

This is so bad

Aaaaand now the cops showed up

Aaaaand now a breathalyzer

YOU OWE ME SO BIG


Patterson, sympathetic vomiter extraordinaire, passed the breathalyzer with flying colors and was finally able to head home with his still-vomiting son — not that the drive was in any way pleasant.

meanwhile Declan continues to barf

WHAT DID HE EAT BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTING WHALE BLUBBER

ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!!!!

At least I passed the breathalyzer

Trying to drive home with the windows down and breathing through my shirt

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