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Toddler Barfs In The Car, Dad Freaks, Epic Text Exchange...
This dad's hilarious text messages to his wife after their toddler threw up in the car are going viral.

http://www.scarymommy.com/dad-texts-wife-go-viral-toddler-vomit/

It all started one night when Ben Patterson says he met up with his wife, Stephanie, to switch cars so she could go out with some friends and he could head home with their kids. On the way there, his son, Declan, unleashed the mother of all vomits. Patterson took a photo and sent it to his wife, who didn’t respond. Things unraveled pretty quickly from there:

So this just happened

I just pulled over and am trying not to throw up myself

Call me

I just threw up trying to clean him up

It smells SO BAD

I seriously don’t know what to do, I’m barfing every time I try to clean him up

I’m puking on some lady’s lawn in Burlingame and she comes out to ask me if I’m drunk while driving the kids

I’m trying to explain that I’m a sympathetic vomiter and can’t handle the smell

This is so bad

Aaaaand now the cops showed up

Aaaaand now a breathalyzer

YOU OWE ME SO BIG

Patterson, sympathetic vomiter extraordinaire, passed the breathalyzer with flying colors and was finally able to head home with his still-vomiting son — not that the drive was in any way pleasant.

meanwhile Declan continues to barf

WHAT DID HE EAT BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTING WHALE BLUBBER

ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!!!!

At least I passed the breathalyzer

Trying to drive home with the windows down and breathing through my shirt