Sloppy Joes

*snickering* This is for 3 ingredient Sloppy Joes and excuse me but if you count the #1 of ground beef there's 4 ingredients. But the fun part is, this is someone whose mind works like mine where you make the mistake of what words combine into and hope that you'll discover the mistake before you push that button that posts it. btw Manwich works well too but if I could make this from scratch when the last can of Manwich was used last time and I forgot to buy more. Haven't tried this yet but it looks like it would be good.

That literary faux pas, who could fail to be inspired by the recommendation in the promo of this dish when, and I quote, "Fear not, because this easy recipe never fails to disappoint!"

3 INGREDIENT SLOPPY JOES RECIPE

http://www.yummly.com/recipe/external/3-Ingredient-Sloppy-Joes-1230669



Author: Jenn Quillen
Recipe type: Entree
Cuisine: American

INGREDIENTS
1 pound of ground beef
⅛ C. brown sugar
⅛ C. mustard
¾ C. ketchup
My additions :
1 large onion, chopped
1 large green pepper, chopped
Pickle relish or pickle slices to taste.


INSTRUCTIONS
Brown the ground beef and drain.
Add in the brown sugar, mustard and ketchup into the ground beef.
Simmer on low 8-10 minutes to allow the flavors to combine.
Serve.

Got to be an Owl Shifter --- LOOK HERE in the comments! SQUEEEeeeeeee!

http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/29633771/owl-with-an-attitude-wins-face-off-with-deputy


BOULDER, Colo. (AP) - A Boulder County sheriff's deputy got into a face-off with an owl with an attitude, and the owl won.

Deputy Sophie Berman came across the raptor on a dirt road on Tuesday as Berman patrolled an area near a campground west of Boulder.

Berman crouched down to take video of the owl and spoke to the owl, which answered Berman's words with clicks.

The owl stared wide-eyed at the deputy for a few minutes before turning around and flying away.

Copyright 2015 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

Microwave Corn on the Cob

The Easiest Way to Microwave Corn on the Cob
http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/the_easiest_way_to_microwave_corn_on_the_cob/
Cook time: 5 minutes
These instructions are for one ear of corn. If you want to microwave more than one ear at a time, increase the cooking time by 4 minutes for every ear of corn.

Ingredients
1 ear of corn, husk on

Method
1 Place the corn in the microwave, do not remove the husk. Microwave the corn on the high setting for 4 minutes.


2 Use a kitchen towel or pot holder to remove corn from the microwave (it's hot!) Cut off the bottom of the corn, stem end, about one row of corn in from the stem.
3 Slip off the husk and silk.



That's it!


Read more: http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/the_easiest_way_to_microwave_corn_on_the_cob/#ixzz3h3Asnf4g

Oooooooh Yes but excuse me while I shed years and pounds first

I believe this qualifies as community service.