For Frogs: Eeyore's Birthday Presents in 100 Words

[charisstoma]

Do Not Read. Winnie the Pooh drabble of 100 Words
***********WARNING************
All suggestive content is in the mind of the reader and the author.


For the occasion of Eeyore's birthday, he receives a small empty pot that was once filled with honey from Pooh and a red like Piglet balloon that has met with an unfortunate accident from Piglet. Eeyore is overjoyed at the presents because the small piece of damp rag the balloon has now become fits inside the pot and this they demonstrate over and over.

The Milne story continues with this actual excerpt:

"So it does!" said Pooh. "It goes in!"
"So it does!" said Piglet. "And it comes out!"
"Doesn't it?" said Eeyore. "It goes in and out like anything."

Comments

[saskia399.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* Well done, this was actually quite innocent...but since it's written by you 'the mind of the reader' makes it something else ^_^ Yes, very well done!

This should be a subject in a psychology lesson or two ^_^ ^_~

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

You must have been lying in wait. That was very fast.
*smirks* I know. When I am tired bad things happen. I would be a case study in Psych.

Can you see why I freaked when Frogs posted the chapter headings from the Milne book? *laughing* I was hysterical when I saw she'd posted perfectly normal prompts off on the side bar.

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

Thanks, you made me laugh, I needed that.

Mind of the Writer being what it is, us innocent Readers stand no chance *hugs you* wouldn't change you for anything!