Proselytizing for Dracula
Jul. 31st, 2018 04:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
charisstomaSo those who haven't seen this elsewhere.
"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?
"No- wait, Dracula?"
“Yes!”
“You’re vampires?”
“Yes. We have pamphlets.”
“Vampires have missionaries?”
“Where else would new vampires come from?”
“I assumed you bit people.”
“There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?”
"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?
"No- wait, Dracula?"
“Yes!”
“You’re vampires?”
“Yes. We have pamphlets.”
“Vampires have missionaries?”
“Where else would new vampires come from?”
“I assumed you bit people.”
“There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?”
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Date: 2018-07-31 10:29 pm (UTC)