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[charisstoma]

Title – Office Politics
Prompt - 222 - diatribe_ersatz_closure
Words - 100



All it needed was one sip and Josh was off, “What foul misbegotten idiot without any honest excuse for taste filled the coffee pot with decaf?!”

“Um that would be those of us who care about your health… and ours,” Nicholas answered from the back of the room of office cubicles.

“What does health have to do with taste?!”

“Says the person who eats mayo on his french fries. Poor health and taste,” another voice answered him.

“Hey! It’s good and, a personal choice, unlike this crap for coffee.”

“Josh, shut up and pour your coffee from the other pot.”

Comments

[frogs_of_war]

What kind of guy complains that there's decaf if there's also regular? Josh just like to complain. We have a customer that every time she comes in she complains to management that our store is so bad she'll going to shop at the other store in town. Management nods. That's her decision. But in a week or two she's back to shop and complain again.

[charisstoma]

Josh needs to get the caffeine rich coffee in him so that;1. he can find the correct coffee pot, 2. stop being a jerk about there being a decaf pot for him to mistakenly pour from, and 3. stop staying so late that he has to sleep on the lounge's sofa because there's no way he could have gotten to work without an infusion of regular coffee.

[frogs_of_war]

Josh needs a thinking-brain dog (or person). He's obviously not cut out to take care of himself.

[charisstoma]

*laughs* Yes. Josh needs a keeper, at least at his place. Someone to put a mug of coffee in his hand is needed.

[frogs_of_war]

And to come home to, so he doesn't sleep at the office. No job is that important.