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A lot of substances we think of as protection against the supernatural (ie. salt, silver, garlic) are actually antibacterial, and would have helped stave off infections and illnesses that people once attributed to supernatural influences.
Based on this, I want to see a story where vampires are repelled by hand sanitizer.
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Me: *Withdraws a small bottle from my pocket"
Vampire: Foolish mortal your holy water won't work on me
Me: *reveals my bottle of Whipped Marshmallow Pumpkin scented hand sanitizer from Bath and Body Works*
Vampire: Oh Fuck
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Will they develop a yearly or more often immunization next?
Available at your neighborhood pharmacy?
Based on this, I want to see a story where vampires are repelled by hand sanitizer.
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Me: *Withdraws a small bottle from my pocket"
Vampire: Foolish mortal your holy water won't work on me
Me: *reveals my bottle of Whipped Marshmallow Pumpkin scented hand sanitizer from Bath and Body Works*
Vampire: Oh Fuck
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Will they develop a yearly or more often immunization next?
Available at your neighborhood pharmacy?
