'It's taken us 16years but we've got our chaperone-food-provider to move out' *moment of respect for provider of food* 'So the time is now' *feline ears quiver with interest though disinterested stares fill the room* 'ORGY!' *one hapless cat falls over mid groom of his posterior, the rest start to look interested and take up the chant* 'orgy, orgy, orgy'
NEWFLASH Today is California strange sounds disturbed the night coming from a house with a thousand cats. Yowls and odd banging kept neighbours awake throughout the night. When the home-owner was located she investigated to find cats sprawled out everywhere looking exhausted and purring intermittently. While some furnishings carried fresh tears there was nothing to indicate the cause of the noises.
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Date: 2015-12-15 07:13 pm (UTC)*moment of respect for provider of food*
'So the time is now'
*feline ears quiver with interest though disinterested stares fill the room*
'ORGY!'
*one hapless cat falls over mid groom of his posterior, the rest start to look interested and take up the chant*
'orgy, orgy, orgy'
NEWFLASH
Today is California strange sounds disturbed the night coming from a house with a thousand cats. Yowls and odd banging kept neighbours awake throughout the night. When the home-owner was located she investigated to find cats sprawled out everywhere looking exhausted and purring intermittently. While some furnishings carried fresh tears there was nothing to indicate the cause of the noises.
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Date: 2015-12-15 09:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-12-17 07:49 pm (UTC)I hear that cackle!
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Date: 2015-12-17 08:32 pm (UTC)