Drabble Cascade # 122 - 'Dynamo'

[charisstoma]

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Title: This is not Science (PG, m/m, science?)
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100
Note: In the interests of safety it's NOT turned on.

‘Come see my workshop’ wasn’t quite what Larry was hoping for. He was hoping for a different room, like….. the bedroom. Lots of interesting things to see and do in a bedroom.

“Now, this is totally safe, so there’s no need to worry. I’ve used this with other test subjects and they survived,” Victor said with a smile.

“Really,” Larry commented back deadpan, standing with arms crossed.

Victor grinned, “Well, I wasn’t fucking them during the experiment.

Sighing, Larry started shedding clothes, “Where do I put my hands on this contraption?”

“Not your hands,” Victor’s grin expanded, “your ass.”

Comments

[frogs_of_war]

That sounds uncomfortable, but Larry's game.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Victor just loves fucking with his subjects. In Larry's case literally. It's what you have to expect with a mad scientist whose last name is Frankenstein.

NINJA!

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Warne was drawn to the nursery by the sound of his husband's laughter.

"What's going on?" He asked, leaning against the door frame. Ranel was sat on the floor with Zig and Zag, although both kittens were currently obscured from view.

Ranel continued giggling as he answered. "Zig has discovered her is *fierce*!"

"Oh?" Warne responded, raising an eyebrow in question. "I didn't hear any roaring."

"Oh, no, not *that* kind of fierce. *This* kind of fierce," Ranel replied, moving aside so Warne could see his bead and feather bedecked kitten.

"Oh . . . umm . . . " Warne was momentarily dumbfounded. "I guess I should start renewing my shot gun licence then? We might need it when he's a teenager."

Re: NINJA!

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

?A term that gay men used in the late 1990s and early 2000s to describe absolutely everything that was of "exceptional quality".
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fierce?

I am thinking that Zag is behind this. How can one get into dressing up and not the other? Men used to dress up with makeup and all the folderols too. My brother tried on our kiddy dress up high heals at around age 7. He was very good in them. No twisted ankles, just the normal clomping around.

Now about that shot gun.... 1. you need a license?!? 2. for a shotgun wedding? cause anyone who needs to be forced to wed at the end of a shot gun isn't worth keeping. 3. *grins* and my favorite. You clean it in the living room in plain sight for viewing when someone arrives to pickup your child for a date. Except, you know, this is Warne we're talking about, the biggest of the powerful, so a tome laid out of transfiguration spells turned to the Table of Contents for consideration of what to change the individual into.

Re: NINJA!

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Warne has a special book ready for just that occasion. It's called "How To Turn Your Teenage Kitten's Boyfriend Into A Toad: Essential Spells for Magical Parents."

Re: NINJA!

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

*GRINS* HEEEE Knew it.

Re: NINJA!

[frogs_of_war]

Shot gun license? Just read the prevalence of guns in the states as compared to the rest of the world. A license is probably normal everywhere else.

Zig had to have help. Maybe it's more that Zag likes to dress his brother up.

Re: NINJA! -- please get me off this soap box

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

I would call my source for 'gun rights in the world expert', re: licenses needed for guns in other countries, but he just got back to his home. The UK, if I remember correctly, you do need licenses for shot guns so NZ being the same is not such a stretch. *grins* It makes for more interesting murder mysteries since the method of killing isn't as simple as pulling out a gun and shooting the person. My apologies. After what happened recently in the U.S. that shouldn't be humorous. I won't get into the belief that if the people had been armed .. because that just brings up the carnage of 1920s gangster movies against they could have defended themselves thought. I've no idea where I stand on this, it flips back and forth.
Now Warne on the other hand shouldn't have 'to start' to 're'new his license because it should be up to date if he has one. hmmm then again maybe it's the person and not the gun that has the license and shotgun buying is in Warne's future.
Think this is a jumper vs sweater cultural thing on an issue not so frivolous.

Now there is a thought. Zag as budding fashion designer. Of course Zig let him use him as fashion experiment so...

Re: NINJA! -- please get me off this soap box

[meridae.livejournal.com]

In NZ the person has the licence. No licence, (theoretically) no buying a gun. That said, despite our gun laws we do ocassionally have mass shootings (as does Australia) including one about 20 minutes from where I live about 20 years ago, and then one not long after of a whole family (still unsolved that one).

I think Warne is just making jokes about the whole 'protecting underage teenage daughters with a shot gun' genre. While he will definitely protect underage teenage kittens (no matter how fierce), he's more likely to do it at the end of a fireball, plasma ball, lightening strike, obliterate your atoms until they're more dispersed than dinosaur atoms . . . well, you get the picture.

Re: NINJA! -- please get me off this soap box

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Warne knows about underage cradle robbing. He'll be letting his guilty conscience be their guide. Of course with a scamp like Ranel, Warne stood hardly any chance.

Re: NINJA! -- please get me off this soap box

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Both Warne and Ranel would like to point out, in a very dignified manner, that there were circumstances beyond their control that caused Ranel to be . . ahem . . robbed from the cradle. Ranel went into heat - what was Warne supposed to do, let him suffer??

Re: NINJA! -- please get me off this soap box

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Ummm Okay Ranel is a familiar cat. Cats will stay in heat for a bit and then back to normal for a bit then repeat until they are either in a constant heat as in all the time or get pregnant. Sooooooo I blame Balthazaar and Co. for not foreseeing the possibility and putting Ranel on a suppressant heat pill.
Then again, they got a great son-in-law out of it in Warne so.......

Re: NINJA!

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Yup, you have to have a gun licence in New Zealand and I understand they're moderately hard to get. No licence, no allowed to buy gun (doesn't stop gangs and stuff but it helps).

And if you commit certain kinds of crimes (even if no gun is involved) they take all your guns (even antique non-functioning ones) and your licence off you.


I think it's a bit of both - Zag likes to dress people up, Zig likes to be dressed.

Re: NINJA!

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Zig and Zag are going to be a handful. Is Warne able to handle this or is he going to be grey before his time *snickers* He's got a lot of grey already.

[thwax.livejournal.com]

Now that got my imagination going - and kinky scientist, I like it! ;)

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Had to reach all the way to sex on a dryer to think of something for this word.
Suppose, now that I think of it, could have been a lover who pistoned like a dynamo. *laughing* That would have been hokey.