I did NOT fall out the mirror, I circumnavigated the maze of mirror worlds to this specific location.
I am NOT a cute likkle widdle lizardy-wizardy! I am a great and powerful wizard MAN, as soon as I turn back I'll show you Mr Mirror FUN *mutter mutter*
Do I look like I have ruby slippers to click together three times while saying, "There's no place like home?!" STOP CHECKING MY FEET! If they're there then I'm keeping them.
It was an easy miscalculation to make, not the same as a mistake! you try doing complicated mirror theory without a notepad when you've just turned into a Lizard!
Hey, Hey! you listening? I can't see you. No fair! This towel is all wet and smelly, it smells like....actually it doesn't smell half bad.
Get back here Mr Naked Man. Get back here right NOW.
He bumped into a door if not the wall, trying to follow where ever the naked guy had gone, and bit the towel in petulance.
“As a lizard, and probably as a wizard, you have problems. Let’s see if it’s worth my while to take care of those problems.”
A tingling started where his ruby slippers would have been, if he’d had any. It moved up his legs and there was the distinct feeling of a stroking over the area where his dangly bits would be. His asshole felt like someone had thrust a size appropriate finger up it and wiggled it around hitting all the right places. The towel was getting smaller or he was getting larger as the tingling moved up his back until there was just his head.
Something grabbed the towel, catching bits of hair with it, for which he was thankful since it meant he now had hair but that didn’t stop him giving a yelp. There was a “Presto Chango and Voilà!” or some such.
“Hmmm, not bad,” said Mr. once was Naked Guy but now was Mr. Looks could kill and make you love it with his distracting dangly bits hidden. “I’m pleased that your clothing didn’t make the trip. It’ll save time and I intend to take payment for my services. You’re in luck, I’ve the next three days off.” He grinned scooping up what was once a lizardy wizard. “Bring the hat you came in with, it’ll look good on you while you ride my cock. You’ll want to know to call me Zeb. You’ll be screaming it when I make you come.” Zeb hummed, “You’ll be delicious.”
After a very busy night that left him bruised, sore and sated the young wizard slipped back to his dorm room. Lingering only to draw his nastiest sigil on a door two down from where he'd ended up. Mirror maps were tricksie.
He rued the un-cushioned seats in the magic lab but soon forgot about that when the guest Wizard appeared. The important, very powerful we're so lucky he agreed to come here so act intelligent or I'll fail the lot of you wizard. Wizard Zebardo Cuciatious Bonavao.
Their eyes met across the room and Loonatess knew the feeling of being naked in front of his entire year and all the university committee who'd turned up in their finest robes to witness this visit. Fortunately his friends hisses reassured him it wasn't a spell, just a really knowing look.
Ignoring the blush heating his whole body he stared back, slowly licking his lips and smirking. Zeb was clearly remembering his everything, but Loo also had a very nice image of the Wizard throwing his head back with a powerful roar, emptying himself until they both saw stars.
It was a month later when the whispers rushed through the campus that the guest Wizard he knew privately as Zeb was joining the University for research and occasional teaching, mentoring was a few days later.
The notice was handed to him with a "Congratulations, Mr Loonatess", by his Magick's Lab professor. It was gilt edged pasteboard telling him to get his stuff to the Professor's Row housing, he'd be living in.
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Date: 2015-04-30 05:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-02 03:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-02 07:01 am (UTC)I am NOT a cute likkle widdle lizardy-wizardy!
I am a great and powerful wizard MAN,
as soon as I turn back I'll show you Mr Mirror FUN *mutter mutter*
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Date: 2015-05-02 09:12 pm (UTC)Do I look like I have ruby slippers to click together three times while saying, "There's no place like home?!"
STOP CHECKING MY FEET! If they're there then I'm keeping them.
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Date: 2015-05-02 10:46 pm (UTC)You do REALISE you're NAKED?
I can see all your dangly bits!
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Date: 2015-05-02 11:54 pm (UTC)"You can keep the towel, lizard wizard man. Don't even think of steaming up my mirror in future and next time get the right mirror!"
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Date: 2015-05-03 12:38 pm (UTC)Hey, Hey! you listening? I can't see you. No fair! This towel is all wet and smelly, it smells like....actually it doesn't smell half bad.
Get back here Mr Naked Man. Get back here right NOW.
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Date: 2015-05-03 05:56 pm (UTC)“As a lizard, and probably as a wizard, you have problems. Let’s see if it’s worth my while to take care of those problems.”
A tingling started where his ruby slippers would have been, if he’d had any. It moved up his legs and there was the distinct feeling of a stroking over the area where his dangly bits would be. His asshole felt like someone had thrust a size appropriate finger up it and wiggled it around hitting all the right places.
The towel was getting smaller or he was getting larger as the tingling moved up his back until there was just his head.
Something grabbed the towel, catching bits of hair with it, for which he was thankful since it meant he now had hair but that didn’t stop him giving a yelp. There was a “Presto Chango and Voilà!” or some such.
“Hmmm, not bad,” said Mr. once was Naked Guy but now was Mr. Looks could kill and make you love it with his distracting dangly bits hidden. “I’m pleased that your clothing didn’t make the trip. It’ll save time and I intend to take payment for my services. You’re in luck, I’ve the next three days off.” He grinned scooping up what was once a lizardy wizard. “Bring the hat you came in with, it’ll look good on you while you ride my cock. You’ll want to know to call me Zeb. You’ll be screaming it when I make you come.” Zeb hummed, “You’ll be delicious.”
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Date: 2015-05-03 06:35 pm (UTC)He rued the un-cushioned seats in the magic lab but soon forgot about that when the guest Wizard appeared. The important, very powerful we're so lucky he agreed to come here so act intelligent or I'll fail the lot of you wizard. Wizard Zebardo Cuciatious Bonavao.
Their eyes met across the room and Loonatess knew the feeling of being naked in front of his entire year and all the university committee who'd turned up in their finest robes to witness this visit. Fortunately his friends hisses reassured him it wasn't a spell, just a really knowing look.
Ignoring the blush heating his whole body he stared back, slowly licking his lips and smirking. Zeb was clearly remembering his everything, but Loo also had a very nice image of the Wizard throwing his head back with a powerful roar, emptying himself until they both saw stars.
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Date: 2015-05-03 07:54 pm (UTC)The notice was handed to him with a "Congratulations, Mr Loonatess", by his Magick's Lab professor. It was gilt edged pasteboard telling him to get his stuff to the Professor's Row housing, he'd be living in.
Loo would be getting very private lessons.
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Date: 2015-05-04 05:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-22 02:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-22 09:18 pm (UTC)