Fixing a flat tire

[charisstoma]

This joke was sent to me. I can not claim credit.

Flat Tire Remedy


I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the
shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the
trunk. I know how to change a flat tire -- it's a basic requirement (in
my book) for every woman because you never know what kind of guy might
stop to help.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear
of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't
believe it!
They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching
drivers.

Cars began slowing down while looking at my life-like men, which made
it safer for me to work at the side of the road changing my flat.

And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their
horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.

He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he
was not a happy camper!

'What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire, and I'm changing it,' I said calmly.

'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know.....so I told him,

'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!!!'

Comments

[grimmsical.livejournal.com]

*coughsplutterdie* Nice.

*nods sagely* it seems like a good thing to have in an emergency.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Yes, I thought so. It can't hurt to have people slow down and notice..
*snickers* that someone is fixing a tire on the side of the road.

[angelabenedetti.livejournal.com]

LOL! Hey, they worked, too! :D

Angie

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

If only there was a way to be able to used those and not be arrested in Texas. *laughs*

[julieannette.livejournal.com]

that is very funny.
*grins*

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

I thought it had possibilities for RL usage but then I remembered where I live. *sigh* Children and the easily offended must be protected. If I placed the battery powered blinking lights strategically... hmmm.