Lolcats thoughts

[charisstoma]

If you have not seen this lj entry http://lolcats.livejournal.com/231696.html.

First clip: Good thing the attack was front the back. Maybe the guy shouldn't be trying to change the channel to something that the cat didn't like??? Human minions don't get to do that. But you love it when your boyfriend does that.

Second clip: *grins* The eyes at the end. Blank stare of why did you stop?, Mint?! I wanted the catnip flavor, Why do you do this tooth brushing thing again??

Comments

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

1 - Just had to bite dat arse!
2 - Poor thing looks so shocked after brushing.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

1. *grins* Yep. That ass needed biting.
2. The cat did look shocked. *GRINS* "I didn't know you were going to move it around in my mouth."

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

He sat. He watched. He waited. He groomed his paws, he flicked his whiskers. He sat. He watched. He waited.

It was good at this new home. The tv was generally set to channels he liked and a little persuasion got it changed when he it wasn’t. Comfy sofa with just the right amount of cushions. A human who gave wonderful scritches and fed him tasty treats.

Life was good.

Cat form was comfortable, it allowed him to be cosy in the smallest spaces. Meant what he wanted was brought to him, needing little effort. But cat form had its disadvantages and he was a long time between changes. His human predilections where starting to itch at him.

His human was having a lazy day, slothing about the house in loose comfy clothes. He was wearing those pants. Yes, those ones. The pants that hang loose, just caressing the plump promise of his arse offering a tantalising view.

He sat. He watched. He waited.

Their program finished and with a stretch and sigh his human rose to make the short walk to the dvd stand. ‘Find something better, shall we Puss?’

He waited. He watched. His human bent suggestively to remove the dvd left in the machine and it was too much. He was only Cat! He couldn’t be blamed! He plunged off the sofa, leapt across the room and lunged for that perfect arse. Claws digging into elastic waist band and teeth sinking through canvas into succulent skin.

The curses are best not repeated, but he made quick his exit. Top speed to the bedroom where he poofed to naked human, stretching out over the bed and eagerly awaiting his punishment.

SQUEEEE

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Oh oh oh. You have a plunny bite.

*GRINS*
It seems his human knows about his ability to flip forms if the cat thinks a naked human stretched out in the bed won't induce panic.

I could see the lazy tip of the tail flicking as he bided his time.

Re: SQUEEEE

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

*smears aantihistamine*

You liked? :D

He knew who'd moved in with him but hadn't met his other form yet.
Puss is too confident of his desirability to worry about silly human things like that!

Definitely ;) glad it came across.

[frogs_of_war]

He was trying to be patient, but could only resist so much. Cute.

Hopefully he didn't leave painful welts, or he's unlikely to get any.

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

LOL I did think that!

[meridae.livejournal.com]

MOAR PUSSTOM!