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COSMOPOLITAN PUSHES CHOCOLATE BUTTHOLES FOR VALENTINE’S DAY
by JAMES DELINGPOLE30 Jan 2015337
As Valentine’s Day approaches the more considerate among you will naturally already have ordered the gift you know your loved one wants above all else: that must-have cast of your anus, immortalized in solid bronze.
But those of you who can’t quite afford the £1200 fee ($1800) for the “bespoke casting service” need not despair. The same British company which does hand-made bronze buttholes also offers a much more affordable range of anally themed confectionary — made, of course, from the finest Belgian chocolate.
Oh, and it’s OK. You needn’t be embarrassed by any of this. The products have been endorsed by Cosmopolitan, in a charming online featurette sensitively headlined “Not Sure What To Get Him For Valentine’s Day? How About A Chocolate Butthole.” So that must mean these things are not just tasteful and fashionable but also a sign that you are still in the young persons’ game, fully comfortable with your sexuality.
The company is called (obviously) Edible Anus and, according to its website, was born in 2006 when a London artist, Magnus Irvin, made a range of bottom-related, multi-coloured chocolates for an exhibition. There he formed a partnership with Mr Ritzema, a “tall man of Dutch descent”.
And the model for that chocolate anus? I’m so glad you asked. Here’s how the website tells the happy story.
Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance aquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global.
COSMOPOLITAN PUSHES CHOCOLATE BUTTHOLES FOR VALENTINE’S DAY
by JAMES DELINGPOLE30 Jan 2015337
As Valentine’s Day approaches the more considerate among you will naturally already have ordered the gift you know your loved one wants above all else: that must-have cast of your anus, immortalized in solid bronze.
But those of you who can’t quite afford the £1200 fee ($1800) for the “bespoke casting service” need not despair. The same British company which does hand-made bronze buttholes also offers a much more affordable range of anally themed confectionary — made, of course, from the finest Belgian chocolate.
Oh, and it’s OK. You needn’t be embarrassed by any of this. The products have been endorsed by Cosmopolitan, in a charming online featurette sensitively headlined “Not Sure What To Get Him For Valentine’s Day? How About A Chocolate Butthole.” So that must mean these things are not just tasteful and fashionable but also a sign that you are still in the young persons’ game, fully comfortable with your sexuality.
The company is called (obviously) Edible Anus and, according to its website, was born in 2006 when a London artist, Magnus Irvin, made a range of bottom-related, multi-coloured chocolates for an exhibition. There he formed a partnership with Mr Ritzema, a “tall man of Dutch descent”.
And the model for that chocolate anus? I’m so glad you asked. Here’s how the website tells the happy story.
Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance aquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global.
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Date: 2015-02-01 05:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-02-01 11:23 pm (UTC)Now if it were a button in antique brass or bronze, it's kind of uniquely pretty but knowing what it is.... *cringes* guess not.
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Date: 2015-02-02 11:08 pm (UTC)*GRINS* Well done for such a hmmm 'interesting' prompt.
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Date: 2015-02-02 08:54 pm (UTC)Harry looked down at the chocolates again. The odd curved, puckered shape of them reminded him of something, but what exactly, Harry wasn't sure.
Harry plucked one out of the case. Glancing at Kim again, Harry hesitated before taking a bite. Kim was just too excited about the chocolates. Harry wondered what Kim had done to them. There was only one way to find out for sure.
Instead of taking a bite of the chocolate, Harry held the chocolate up to Kim's mouth.
"Eat it." he told Kim.
"But..."
Not letting Kim finish the idea, Harry forced the chocolate into Kim's open mouth.
Kim pouted but chewed and swallowed. "I had to order them special. They're for you."
"I had to make sure you didn't poison them." Harry explained.
Kim's pout deepened. "It's a Valentine's present. Why would I poison them?"
"You're too happy about them. You did something to them."
"Nope, I didn't do anything to them. I had to get something done to me."
"What? But? What?" Harry was so confused.
It wasn't until much later that night, while in bed, that Harry realized exactly why the shape of the chocolates were so familiar.
"You had your ass casted and made into chocolates!?!"
"Well, you enjoy eating it in bed..." Kim grinned.
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Date: 2015-02-02 11:05 pm (UTC)Harry is being a bit paranoid here. *grins* There might be something 'extra' put in the chocolates but I wonder that he'd think it was poison. *laughs* Especially since he doesn't seem to mind putting his mouth to work on the real thing. *coughs* Not Kim's whole ass. Kim's asshole.
Loved this.
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Date: 2015-02-02 11:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-02-02 11:26 pm (UTC)*GRINS* Guess not. There's something about wearing something that's the image of an asshole. Still it's better than eating chocolate versions of them.
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Date: 2015-02-03 07:55 pm (UTC)