Ron Davis No need to ask "Is there anybody there?", as I'm clearly speaking to the 'Ghost' of the 'King of the Gits'. This smacks of a typical medieval Scandinavian false allegation cover up and a justice style that is almost French in its banality - Putting an already deceased murdered old codger on trial? You say the old dragon failed the lie detector and stood trial?, Well no surprises there! She was dead for god’s sake! Were you using a spiritual lie detector perchance?
I also read that much evidence was ignored at the trial. There was no mention of the bowman witnessed behind the grassy knoll, or that others had heard the sound of four rounds of archer fire from the forth floor of the Earnaness Scroll Suppository Cave, and that there was the smell of freshly fired arrow in the Plazza outside the crime scene. And perhaps most mysteriously of all, is Oliver Stones 'Magic Arrow' theory together with the fact that all of the witnesses have died, over the last eleven hundred years!
Now you’re playing the old EU right wing immigrant card eh? Cheap shot!.
And what’s with this “Heroic stand by my men” that you mentioned? Ohhh perleeease! They ran off into the woods chum! So that's heroic by who's standards? ..the Italians maybe?
Expect to hear from our legal team.
Yours sincerely,
Puff (the dragon formerly known as ‘The Magic’)
Grand Master In Chief , etc., etc., etc., *********
Ron Davis Lance, We checked the D & F Association records as far back as long, long ago before the begining of time, and could find no records of Nessie's membership. In fact no one here has ever met her in person. It is generally the opinion of the committee that she is the by product of a clash between an awkwardly floating log and the flamboyant imature imagination of an LSD fuelled sixties hippie. Sorry to disappoint dude.
Meep... dragon-dragon? Are you crazy?! There's a t-shirt out there.
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
You live in Wales, home of dragons. You should know these things. Ratbag knows that he can run faster than you can and that is all he needs to be able to do.
Ratbag the conqueror of dragons, little ones, that don't spit flames. You know if you are a cat and fluff out to look bigger you become like a lint ball and probably more combustible. So it makes sense that a savvy cat who appear brave on the outside.
Um purring as he passes by... purring because he's not the one that's going to be eaten?
Maybe it's just me but that 'dragon' in the picture looks more like a dinosaur. I'd be careful if I were him, I'm sure Puff (formally 'The Magic') will have the law team after him for impersonation and framing dragons in the murder of whatever poor knight that Dino killed.
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Re: And someone replied over there...
Date: 2014-12-01 01:24 am (UTC)Ron Davis No need to ask "Is there anybody there?", as I'm clearly speaking to the 'Ghost' of the 'King of the Gits'.
This smacks of a typical medieval Scandinavian false allegation cover up and a justice style that is almost French in its banality - Putting an already deceased murdered old codger on trial? You say the old dragon failed the lie detector and stood trial?, Well no surprises there! She was dead for god’s sake! Were you using a spiritual lie detector perchance?
I also read that much evidence was ignored at the trial. There was no mention of the bowman witnessed behind the grassy knoll, or that others had heard the sound of four rounds of archer fire from the forth floor of the Earnaness Scroll Suppository Cave, and that there was the smell of freshly fired arrow in the Plazza outside the crime scene. And perhaps most mysteriously of all, is Oliver Stones 'Magic Arrow' theory together with the fact that all of the witnesses have died, over the last eleven hundred years!
Now you’re playing the old EU right wing immigrant card eh? Cheap shot!.
And what’s with this “Heroic stand by my men” that you mentioned? Ohhh perleeease! They ran off into the woods chum! So that's heroic by who's standards? ..the Italians maybe?
Expect to hear from our legal team.
Yours sincerely,
Puff (the dragon formerly known as ‘The Magic’)
Grand Master In Chief , etc., etc., etc.,
*********
Ron Davis Lance, We checked the D & F Association records as far back as long, long ago before the begining of time, and could find no records of Nessie's membership. In fact no one here has ever met her in person. It is generally the opinion of the committee that she is the by product of a clash between an awkwardly floating log and the flamboyant imature imagination of an LSD fuelled sixties hippie. Sorry to disappoint dude.
Re: And someone replied over there...
Date: 2014-12-01 07:22 pm (UTC)*standing on the doorstop with treats chanting here Dragon-dragon*
luckily(?) only the cat has ventured past me ;)
Re: And someone replied over there...
Date: 2014-12-02 06:09 am (UTC)Meep... dragon-dragon? Are you crazy?! There's a t-shirt out there.
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons,
For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
You live in Wales, home of dragons. You should know these things.
Ratbag knows that he can run faster than you can and that is all he needs to be able to do.
Re: And someone replied over there...
Date: 2014-12-02 03:27 pm (UTC)But I LIKE Dragons!
Of course...
But can you blame him? I mean those knights turn up pre-foiled!
Yeeeees and if he gives a purr on passing then if I survive he's got a chance at treats. Though knowing him he'd take on the Dragon and win!
Re: And someone replied over there...
Date: 2014-12-03 12:39 am (UTC)You know if you are a cat and fluff out to look bigger you become like a lint ball and probably more combustible. So it makes sense that a savvy cat who appear brave on the outside.
Um purring as he passes by... purring because he's not the one that's going to be eaten?
Re: And someone replied over there...
Date: 2014-12-03 02:26 pm (UTC)He'd recruit them and have his own dragon army to chase down dogs everywhere and people who stand in his sun and....yeah!
Re: And someone replied over there...
Date: 2014-12-03 12:39 am (UTC)Re: And someone replied over there...
Date: 2014-12-03 02:24 pm (UTC)Re: And someone replied over there...
Date: 2014-12-05 03:31 am (UTC)Re: And someone replied over there...
Date: 2014-12-06 07:30 pm (UTC)Someone should write it for me *puppy dog eyes and kitty cat glowers* I likes dragonfics..... ;)
It does look like a dinosaur, but I'm not going to argue with those teeth!
Re: And someone replied over there...
Date: 2014-12-07 07:38 am (UTC)Re: And someone replied over there...
Date: 2014-12-07 06:47 pm (UTC)Re: And someone replied over there...
Date: 2014-12-06 11:34 pm (UTC)Dragon/prehistoric crocodile *shrugs* They have teeth.