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[charisstoma]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.

Stolen from dandygrrrl who stole it from xceciliastarr

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[dandygrrrl.livejournal.com]

Remember that time that you wore attacked by the demon in fishnets? Well sorry I've got to come clean it was me that summoned it! I had afternoon tea with it afterwards.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

I remember that well. *goes dreamy* He was good in bed.
What!!? He had energy enough afterward to go have tea with you.
Next time he won't have any energy at all for walking.
If you love me you will summon him again for me or give me his address and I'll do it.

[dandygrrrl.livejournal.com]

666 Dark demented street
town with out souls
hell

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

THANKS! Will get right on him..um it.. um gotta go.

Oooh... meme. Shiny. :D

[grimmsical.livejournal.com]

Lol!! This is totally fake because it's not legal for me to drink, so here you go, crack it is:

Remember that time when when we got totally drunk and kept stumbling around the neighborhood? I think it was bad that I got an apartment so close to the local bars - and my parents' house, but since you don't remember this, you'll understand later. See, the reason you don't remember is probably because you were completely pissed, my friend (after the third Long Island, I started to worry for a bit - then again, I had a few as well.)

I don't remember where we got the eggs... maybe they were on the floor or something. Oh well, drunk people always find the most random things. I do, however, remember where we got the TP. I made you stop at the gas station because I needed to puke. And you also stopped me from going into the male restroom (thanks for that, by the way.)

I was busy praying to the porcelain god, so it was you who got the TP. I have no clue how you jimmied the case for it open, though.

So anyways, we stumbled out of the gas station (they, of course, were used to this by now, considering their close proximity to the Bar Lane, and the fact that we were in a college town.) We garnered a few head shakes and bemused looks, especially since I was carrying a carton of eggs (I'm still not sure when I got them.) In any case, it's good that it was so late out, very few cars. Now that I think back on it, we were very coherent for drunks...

Whatever.

Now here's the part where I want you to pay attention: remember the street we were on? The one with white picket fences and perfectly manicured lawns?

Yeah.

Well, that house we TP'd?

...It was my parents'.

Re: Oooh... meme. Shiny. :D

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

*laughing* Oh, that's the time, must have been the next morning, that you called me to come by and help clean up your folks house because some asswipes had trashed the outside. Wish I could remember it. You sure it was me with you. I fall asleep curled into a little ball when I'm drunk and I was in a strange place when I woke up. Who knew that Dandygrrrl had so many dust bunnies under her bed.

Re: Oooh... meme. Shiny. :D

[grimmsical.livejournal.com]

Too right you are. =.=

Hrm... perhaps you sleep walk? XD And this was between bars 4 and 5, you left after bar 6 - you mumbled something like "agh, dandelions are great, hgggrk," when the cab driver asked where to drop you off... Maybe you told him where to drive, before passing out and curling into foetal position. I'm not too sure, I was busy passing out on the curbside. Or at least I'm assuming that's where I passed out because that's where I woke up, about an hour or two later.

Re: Oooh... meme. Shiny. :D

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Well that was rude of me. Should have taken you home or with me.

Re: Oooh... meme. Shiny. :D

[grimmsical.livejournal.com]

That's alright. I pass out in the most random spots, even when sober. :)

(no, seriously. xD)

[frauleinslash.livejournal.com]

Remember that time we partied so hard we broke the internet? :D

That was win B)

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Oh please *covers eyes*, I still have the headache from that.
We are not allowed to party like that again. They'll seal us up in our rooms without internet access.

[thetowerxvi.livejournal.com]

Remember that time Chris and I kidnapped you and dragged you out to that desert rave on the motorcycle then set you up with that cute snail with the pretty white shell? You guys dissappeared for a pretty long time...was seriously considering sending 'someone' after you. ;)

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

But all we did was a few little tentacle strokings. Both too shy and virgin snails. We hadn't grown our darts out yet. Honestly, I'm a good snail.

Oh God, you wouldn't have sent him to retrieve me, say you wouldn't. He'd have confiscated my shell and I wouldn't have been able to sit down for.. a week.

[thetowerxvi.livejournal.com]

And you would have deserved it! Honestly, shy virgin snails my a*#. If you two would have been getting down to business then hey, take all the time you want, but if you're just sitting there being 'good' wheres the fun in that?

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

There is no manual on how to get down to business for young snails. We were talking, okay. The other snail was unsure of his gender orientation. You weren't any help in the talks we had on how to go about things and the internet can only go so far. It's more difficult with double penetration snail on snail action.

[thetowerxvi.livejournal.com]

"It's more difficult with double penetration snail on snail action."

*facepalm*
If the other snail was unsure then couldnt you both just decide to try it both ways? And dont you think you should have started out with something elementary rather than something that not even the most experience can always manage?

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

btw motorcycle vibrating under the ass. Can you blame me for going off with another snail?

[thetowerxvi.livejournal.com]

Nix- *chokes on tea*

Chris- So thats why you like that thing so much!

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

LOL Ha ha ha ha ha ha *gasps for breath* ha ha ha ha.

I've been on a motorcycle once. *smile*

[fierydragonsky.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you remember the time that you and I were at the zoo when one of the goats got out of the children's petting zoo area. The goat was a clever one, and we watched him evade the zookeepers for almost half an hour! :D

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

That goat was clever. Poor zookeepers. Very bad. One of them got too close to the Bengal Tigers. Heard there was paperwork up the wazoo for that as well as the pain of the community losing one of our own zoo people. Stupid goat. Should have been it the tiger mauled.