Spider GOAT, Spider GOAT. Does whatever a spider can. Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves, munches shoes Look out! Here comes the SpiderGOAT.
Is he strong? Listen bud— He's got a radioactive butt. Can he swing from a thread? This goat swings in your neighbourhood. Hey there! There goes the SpiderGOAT.
In the chill of the night, At the scene of the crime, Like a streak of Bovidae, He arrives just in time!
SpiderGOAT, SpiderGOAT, Friendly neighborhood SpiderGOAT. Wealth and fame, he's ignored— Munchies are his reward. To him, Life is a great big bang-up— Wherever there's clothes hung-up, You'll find the SpiderGOAT!
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Date: 2014-05-25 07:13 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-05-26 03:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-25 07:13 pm (UTC)Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves, munches shoes
Look out! Here comes the SpiderGOAT.
Is he strong? Listen bud—
He's got a radioactive butt.
Can he swing from a thread?
This goat swings in your neighbourhood.
Hey there! There goes the SpiderGOAT.
In the chill of the night,
At the scene of the crime,
Like a streak of Bovidae,
He arrives just in time!
SpiderGOAT, SpiderGOAT,
Friendly neighborhood SpiderGOAT.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored—
Munchies are his reward.
To him,
Life is a great big bang-up—
Wherever there's clothes hung-up,
You'll find the SpiderGOAT!
*laughing*
Date: 2014-05-25 07:25 pm (UTC)Re: *laughing*
Date: 2014-05-26 03:03 pm (UTC)Re: *laughing*
Date: 2014-05-26 04:47 pm (UTC)Did you see that Meri wrote a Warne/Ranel drabble for my latest cat prompt? Naked kitten.
Re: *laughing*
Date: 2014-05-26 05:01 pm (UTC)Re: *laughing*
Date: 2014-05-26 05:22 pm (UTC)Cats look like that under their fur provided they're not *cough* overfed.