Bright moment in a bad day. Did you hear Minnie Mouse is divorcing Mickey?

[charisstoma]

Minnie and Mickey are getting a divorce.

Mickey's lawyer called, "Do I understand this correctly, you want to divorce my client because he's crazy?"

Minnie's response was, "Oh no, he's not crazy. I'm not divorcing Mickey because of that, I'm divorcing him because he's fucking Goofy.


You may groan now.