EEEeeeeek! * hand to chest* Oh, it's you. Want to have some fun? Read this paragraph *hands it to you on a piece of paper* and try to make the words sound hotly sexy and not awkwardly stupid sounding. I'm betting that that is not possible. There are some things that either need to be shown/acted visually or read mentally but can't be put into spoken words effectively except for causing embarrassed laughter.
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Date: 2014-02-28 07:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-03-01 05:26 am (UTC)Dead tree porn is still alive and well.
Um ... that sounds wrong. Copse necromancy?
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Date: 2014-02-28 11:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-03-01 05:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-03-01 07:15 pm (UTC)*gasp* Oh My!
*blushes and sidles closer*
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Date: 2014-03-02 12:03 am (UTC)Read this paragraph *hands it to you on a piece of paper* and try to make the words sound hotly sexy and not awkwardly stupid sounding. I'm betting that that is not possible. There are some things that either need to be shown/acted visually or read mentally but can't be put into spoken words effectively except for causing embarrassed laughter.
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Date: 2014-03-02 03:28 pm (UTC)*falls of sofa laughing*
oh, oh, oh *splutter*
....well that's not far off from the paragraph! ;)