Cold as Satan's Cock

[charisstoma]

Title: Cold as Satan’s Cock
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 222
I blame Luz for this and curses in which Satan is mentioned.



Shrilly the rooster crowed. He didn’t want to wake, ‘please don’t make me wake’.
He shivered his way into sleep addled rousing. There was a heated wicked chuckle at his back and hot arms tightened around him preventing his escape.

“Ah, it is so nice to wake in the arms of a paramour.” The bedclothes rustled and Dan shivered again at the contrast of heat and the icy cold inside him that twitched, plumping into a hard wakefulness. “Shall we take up where we left off then?” was asked but the question was purely rhetorical.

He’d thought it odd at the time, he’d wanted a charm to claim a lover and instead ended up purchasing rights to a pair of roosters with a signature required for possession, the same demonic roosters that had induced him back to consciousness.

“So hot around me,” was sighed in pleasure, “So hot for me. Perhaps I may even seduce you totally with time.” Another chuckle played in the darkness over the song of Dan’s rhythmic lust filled cries.

‘Thank God this is a time limited purchase,’ was Dan’s last coherent thought for a while, for he was a lawyer and had stipulated it in the fine print with possibility of an option for renewal. It was the euphemistic definition of cock that had been his downfall.

Comments

[miri-thompson.livejournal.com]

Lol! Um, caveat emptor? Good thing for that time limit :P

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Options for renewal can be hell or a way out of hell. *nods head*

Thank you Miri.

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I'm worried that this infernal paramour might be in danger of loosing certain important extremities to frostbite. It would behoove Dan to take the appropriate measures to ensure all vital functions are preserved.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

The opinion of the temperature of hell depends on where the people are from. The Aleuts of Alaska believe that hell is cold. Whereas more temperate climes refer to hell as hot or *snickers* both depending on the season.

It would make sense the a denizen from hell would incorporate both aspects in the worst possible body parts, too hot a body pressed to yours (sweaty ack don't touch me) and too cold for on other places (feet, hands, ass, cock). *grins* He'd be a hell of an uncomfortable lover. Literally.

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Also, why is his cock cold when the rest of him is warm?

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

*coughs* Because he's made that way. *coughs*
*laughing* See above.

Southern NZ not middle if I remember correctly.
I'm very glad that you aren't where the earthquakes were taking place. I prefer you not shaken but stirred.
I'm glad you commented. You've got internet which means electricity and connected and your body parts are working so not injured. This is all good.

[meridae.livejournal.com]

No earthquakes where I am, it only hit hobbit land this time. The big Christchurch ones were a lot closer, and were felt here, but didn't do any damage. My biggest concern at the moment is paying the vet bill.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Mordor is striking back.

Vet bills. *sighs* *HUGS* And this is one reason why I feed the cats across the street when they come here. I don't have to buy anything but a bag of cat food... I haven't seen them for a while though but it's been hot. Perhaps when it cools. notmycatsnotmycatsnotmycats

I am glad quaking was further away.... Seddon is south of Christchurch though and it's still getting quakes today, 2 moderate and a slew of weak to light.

So I remembered wrong, you're northern NZ?

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Im in Dunedin, way south of Christchurch. Seddon is at the top of the south island, waaay North of Christchurch. For a small country, we have very confusing geography.

[(Anonymous)]

Needed to find myself a map with cities.
Got it. Was getting my Wellington mixed up with my Christchurch.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Alright *growls* So clearing one's cache wipes out logged in sites.
Hello, my name is anonymous.

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Ah, well the way to distinguish them is to remember the following:

Christchurch = big quakes
Wellington = big jerks (aka politicians)

The irony is that until the Christchurch quakes, Wellington was the earthquake capital of NZ, getting tremors often enough that they were considered a part of life (the main motorway out of Wellington is built on land that didn't exist until a big quake raised it up out of the harbour in the late 1800's)

[luzestrellera.livejournal.com]

hahah, this was nice, I'm glad that the cursing conversation ended up being inspirational XD.
Funny how Hell's temperature can be different for people who live in too hot or too cold places, never thought of that... (but I've been in Hell (Norway) and it was cold...as hell LOL!!!)

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Ah, adversity of the climate, just so you know you're alive and have something at which to aim your wishes.

'I can't wait til Winter's over', and 'When will Summer ever end.'.