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charisstomaFB3X Drabble Cascade #23 - Tree
Title: Family Tree (PG, m/m )
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100
Prompt: Tree
Every child has to do at least one of these in their school career. If you don't have this information on hand now, start constructing it. You'll need it in the future if you're going to have kids.
School projects, and he’d thought that he was free of them ten years ago but looking down at the soft brown curls of his sister’s child he’d fallen prey to eyes as cunningly innocent a blue as Bran’s. Bran’s eyes that this morning had looked up at him from between his legs with the same blue, twinkling at awaking him in such a pleasant manner before taking him inside his mouth again. He loved the man.
So he patiently spelled out the names for little Aggie’s project and constructed answers about why Daddy was married to him and not Mommy.
Title: Family Tree (PG, m/m )
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100
Prompt: Tree
Every child has to do at least one of these in their school career. If you don't have this information on hand now, start constructing it. You'll need it in the future if you're going to have kids.
School projects, and he’d thought that he was free of them ten years ago but looking down at the soft brown curls of his sister’s child he’d fallen prey to eyes as cunningly innocent a blue as Bran’s. Bran’s eyes that this morning had looked up at him from between his legs with the same blue, twinkling at awaking him in such a pleasant manner before taking him inside his mouth again. He loved the man.
So he patiently spelled out the names for little Aggie’s project and constructed answers about why Daddy was married to him and not Mommy.
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Date: 2013-08-13 05:20 pm (UTC)BTW - still trying to add to the listly list, but listly is not playing ball at the moment.
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Date: 2013-08-14 04:06 am (UTC)Just before you made tree the prompt, I did a horror kind of story involving trees, Copse of Corpses. Tree is still locked into that in my mind. *shudders*
This kind of tree worked after that.
*smiles* Thank You.
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Date: 2013-08-14 07:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-08-14 08:20 am (UTC)Read the synopsis available online. Guess I don't want to watch them. Rendition of 'The Lorax' by Dr. Seus is more my kind of movie for now.
Came up with 'Ruing Past Decisions'.
We need a fluffy tree fic. Think fluffy.
I'd take a memorial tree even.
Whomping Willow from the willow's grumpy POV?
Tree as home.
Elves... think elves.
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Date: 2013-08-14 08:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-08-13 06:39 pm (UTC)So his sister had baby for them? though it sounds like she lives with the sister?
One thing, and it's likely just me, but seeing his nieces eyes made him think of a blow job!
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Date: 2013-08-14 04:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-08-14 08:21 am (UTC)'*cough* I'm sure she meant your other dad love, look there he is now'
'Daddy whats a blow-job? mummy and dad don't know, they said you would'
Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-14 08:51 am (UTC)"when two Daddys love each other very much," '(or just want to get it on),' "they want to make each other feel very good. One of the ways is by using their mouth and kissing each other."
"Kissing? Okay." She ran off, probably to share her knowledge.
"Way to go," Bran said. "You now get to explain to her how being kissed good night isn't going to get her pregnant when that topic arises."
"Oh, I think we should leave that tidbit for Melanie, don't you think?"
The phone call came in at midnight. Melanie wasn't his sibling for nothing. Seems there'd been the requisite permission slip for Agatha's participation in watching the Sex Ed. movie at school. There was a box to be ticked if a parent would attend. She'd put Simon down as that parent.
"Show's at 10 am tomorrow. Be there," had been transported menacingly through the phone. "By the way, there's a Q and A afterwards."
Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-14 11:55 am (UTC)'my daddy says when daddies love each other very much they use their mouthes for kissing stuff - that's what a blow job is. What do mummies do when they love each other very much? Because my mummy kisses me goodnight, I love her very much and she loves me very much, but she says that's not a blow job'
Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-14 08:36 pm (UTC)With a long put upon sigh, "They kiss too but what you're talking about is done between males, adult males," the last part was stressed. "When mummies love each other in an adult way, they kiss also." There was a smile in her voice, "Kissing is important no matter what age. The difference is where the kissing is done, what part of the body. It happens in what we've already discussed as the 'bad touch areas'. As an adult, touching or kissing those areas isn't necessarily bad unless it's something that one of the adults doesn't want." There was a drawn in breath, "I see that it is almost time for lunch. If there are any more questions, you know where to find me. Please return to your classes now."
There was chattering and the rustle of many small bodies in the room. Simon remained in his chair, he knew he was going to be asked to stay after class.
"Your sister threw you into this because you flubbed the answering a difficult question thing, didn't she? Let me guess, male oral sex."
Mrs. Anderson had been a school nurse since before his his early formative years. Simon's eyes studied the carpeting by his feet finding it very interesting and nodded.
"I've some books that I can suggest which are available in the public library. You might find them helpful or you could just buy one or two of them and leave them on the coffee table for Agatha to discover and do her own reading." There was a small laugh, "sometimes that works better for both the parent and the child."
"Thank you," Simon said sotto voce to his shoes.
Again there was one of those short laughs and a hand patted him on the shoulder, "Don't worry. This too you shall survive. Any questions and I can be here for you too." With another comforting pat, Mrs. Anderson left Simon to recover his composure and continue with her work day.
Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-14 08:52 pm (UTC)We learnt about girl bits and boy bits, and how they should never touch until we're both adults and then it's okay. But mummy, daddy and daddy both have boy bits, they don't have a va-jyn-a, where do their boy bits go?'
Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-14 09:21 pm (UTC)Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-14 09:38 pm (UTC)Simon looked up from kissing his hubby, sending his sister an evil look.
'I got to go check something love, ask your daddy B. Daddy B gives some great answers'
Daddy B, swotted daddy Simon on the arse muttering 'later' after a talk with Nurse Anderson his hubby had vowed never to have sex again and well, Bran had somethings to say about that!
'Daddy B, when boys get kissy with boys, where do their boy bits go?'
Melanie stood in the kitchen a picture of innocent curosity, he was so going to get her back for this.
Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-14 10:13 pm (UTC)Aggie crunched her little brow thinking, "they didn't really tell us. Where do they put them?" She looked up hopefully at Daddy B.
Bran grinned in triumph, "Well I don't want to get the answer to that wrong and as with any movie," he voice deepened, "you'll just have to wait for the sequel." He tickled a small set of ribs with resulting squealing giggles.
"Bad touch! Bad touch!" she cried and the tickling stopped immediately.
"Kiss?" was asked of her and with a little pleased nod she said, "yes, kiss."
"Love you my Aggie Pumpkin."
"Love you too Daddy B and Mommy and Daddy Simon, who slunk off like a skunk just like Mommy said he would."
Bran nodded holding in his laughter, "Don't worry. I'll talk to him about that later, maybe even warm his caboose."
"What's a caboose?"
Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-14 10:22 pm (UTC)Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-14 10:27 pm (UTC)Caboose. You know what a caboose is!?! Somethings, euphemisms, do cross cultural lines.
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Date: 2013-08-17 11:54 am (UTC)Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-17 09:55 pm (UTC)The caboose brings up the rear. Which probably where the euphemism comes from. So Bran has a perfectly G-rated answer to Aggie's question.
Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-19 10:21 am (UTC)Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-19 02:53 pm (UTC)Having a train under the Christmas tree was iconic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXLWLSNMZ6U
Dare you to show this one to Mr. Meep. Having a train under the Christmas tree was iconic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY85iHy4Gqo
Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-20 07:54 pm (UTC)LOL Ratbag would sit smirking and the tracks would need to re-arrange themselves!
Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-21 01:52 am (UTC)Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-21 05:32 pm (UTC)R.
...untrainned human *artful shudder*
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Date: 2013-08-14 08:53 pm (UTC)Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-14 09:14 pm (UTC)Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-14 09:42 pm (UTC)Clever Charis sidestepping the rosy lipped plunny.
You know I'm not sure if deflecting questions to daddy S is child-abuse or daddy/brother-abuse. I see him agonising over those books and gods help when she starts talking about a boy/girl friend LOL
Love these, anymore you want to write...:D
Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-14 09:59 pm (UTC)Only once have I gotten, that I know of, one of these questions wrong (if I was) but I was the one who had to explain and I've a female body.
Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-14 10:02 pm (UTC)Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-14 10:21 pm (UTC)For dogs it's much more pleasant except then you've got to explain their being stuck together for a while until the knot goes down.
Gerbils it's just hop on her and do a jig and she doesn't mind at all.
Human male bodies, I have only a vague working knowledge of.
Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-14 10:26 pm (UTC)pup is not speaking to me, and is busy trying to fart away the smell of teatree doggy shampoo *snicker* *fanning*
well you do a good job of writing about them ;) :x
Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-14 10:43 pm (UTC)No with furry-kind there is the looks, glares,and whimpering of betrayal and fear when you take them to the vet so you don't have to give them that talk. And then you get them home after and they hurt which is a whole other emotional roller coaster of making it up to them and assurance that you weren't trying to get rid of them.
Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-17 11:53 am (UTC)Oh the whines, snarls, fear, hate when we tried the ever so painful 'spot-on' for fleas - oh how easily monster was distracted by food and completely missed it's application.
Bribed the furry head-rest aka cat too, worked a charm, poor critter peed himself in fear last time and we felt awful - not to mention the stench! this time there was chicken - I believe there were purrs.
Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-17 10:08 pm (UTC)I advise the use of ground beef or what we call cold cuts (thin sliced meat for sandwiches) around pills when it comes to worming. Cats are smarter and aren't so plebeian as to gulp their food/treats without chewing them so this doesn't work for them. Cat teeth are very sharp even when they aren't meant to actually maim their slaves.
Re: Continuation from above--- also btw this is another iconic rite of passage
Date: 2013-08-19 10:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-08-14 08:59 am (UTC)My sister after watching asked my mother, "But why does she let him do that to her?"
I've forgotten the answer.