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Title: Happy Birthday
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 650
Happy Birthday Saskia. *hugs*


Time and secrecy constraints made things difficult. Getting the gift had been easy since all Glitch had to do was spend some time at Pleasures and ask what Frindle had paid marked attention to on his, under the auspices of work, visits. The odd shaped little cookies scattered around in the glassed in case supposedly for display only, except they weren’t and they were delicious, caught his eye. Were they really?! Yep, they were and Glitch came away with the address for Just a Taste Cookies. Pleasures didn’t carry many of the cookies, something the coffee house staff mumbled over them being hard to keep.

Considering how good the cookies were, Glitch could understand that. He thought a gross of the cookie cocks would be enough to take to Lust Liaisons. But until then he bought all that Pleasures had in stock and watched as they were securely individually wrapped, with tape even, before being placed in the bag. He sighed as he thought of all the work unwrapping them would be once he got them home to place in the cookie jar but shrugged. A shrug that was mimicked by the cookie wrapper when he suggested that he didn’t need them wrapped. There was some explanation about ensuring that all the cookies made it safely but Glitch didn’t really understand.. At the time. He did later.

For dinner he set the table with candles and the best china and silverware. Dinner was in the oven and smelling savory. Unwrapping the cookies one by one he set them on a plate for dessert and upended a bowl over top to hide them. This was the birthday dinner decoy after all. Something to make Frindle believe that Glitch and he had enjoyed a birthday celebration when the real thing would be at the end of the week at work. The cookies were suppose to be the decoy gift.

The one cookie was the gift alright. It was larger than the original cookies and Frindle had looked at him when he saw the crumbs that surround the one lone remaining cookie. Glitch contented himself with wetting a finger and mopping up the crumbs while Frindle made obscene noises at how good the cookie tasted. The sex after dinner and through the better part of the night made up for any lack of actual cookie Glitch experienced. The pleasant ache as he walked down to the coffee shop, limping slightly and definitely not sitting was nice too. He needed an explanation and was told not to worry, Just a Taste Cookies delivered ‘those cookies’ individually and securely wrapped similarly to how he’d bought them. There was some mumbling, the staff were good at that Glitch thought, about the little buggers were carnivorous eating each other from the inside out. The salesperson in a hushed voice glanced around and then leaning forward had told a tale of finding two of the cookie joined, one buried deeply in the rear of other and the cock part of the fucked up cookie almost gone. Glitch’s eye must have been very round because the sales person had smiled and told him, “Nothing to worry about. Just don’t unwrap them until they’re ready to be eaten and never leave them alone if they are unwrapped.”

Glitch bought the cookies. The Lustful Liaisons staff all admired the little cocks and loved the the way they tasted. There were enough for everybody many times over.
Frindle loved the other gifts too and used them later..much later. Glitch didn’t walk or sit well that next day either. It didn’t help that Frindle found reasons to rub Glitch’s vibrating spitted cockhead when he kissed him in appreciation or that he’d tenderly stroke or squeeze a clamped nipple as he’d walk by. It was a very good birthday couple of days all round and he got to cum at work‘s end many times.

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Date: 2012-03-13 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saskia399.livejournal.com
Apparently I'm not as strong as I profess to be *sheepish grin*

Thank you! *Cuddle hugs* I love this!! (not much brain left for smart comment, sorry) *giggles*

Date: 2012-03-13 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charisstoma.livejournal.com
You didn't know that you were starting a business manufacturing cookies of a certain shape. Remember to individually wrap them so they don't eat each other.
Just a Taste Cookies.

You're welcome.
*HUGS* Happy Natal Day.

Date: 2012-03-14 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saskia399.livejournal.com
Thank you. Will you help me write up a business plan for this company? *_*

It's not my birthday yet...but thank you! *huge grin*


*HUGS*

Date: 2012-03-14 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charisstoma.livejournal.com
Oh I dearly hope that you mean write a fic that has to do with "Just a Taste Cookies" and not an actual business plan that requires an MBA. I might be able to tell you how to sell them across the counter and how to package them to ensure they don't eat each other but after that.. it's magic of a kind I. Do. Not. Possess.

The plunny for the fic I might be able to wrangle/wrestle/beat into submission.... *looks at you* that's what you were trying to get me to do, wasn't it?
Evil plunny lobber.
*hugs*

Date: 2012-03-14 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saskia399.livejournal.com
Shoot! I was hoping that at least one of us did posses that talent...which I don´t!

But, everything Pleasures is so *_* Shiny! *happy sigh*

But *cute pout* you might be able to, erm, you know, write something? *shuffles* *grins* You know, to make up for lack of MBA *giggles*

Date: 2012-03-14 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charisstoma.livejournal.com
Done.

Taking a break because some people want to eat and we need to buy food. Silly them.

Date: 2012-03-14 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saskia399.livejournal.com
*twirls you around in huggy dance* SQUEEEEEE

*coughs* Yes, silly them! Fic before Food! Everybody knows that *shakes head*

Date: 2012-03-14 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charisstoma.livejournal.com
Wishing I could send these to you. *grins* Probably better than I can't.

http://www.bachelorette.com/penisstraws.html

Just the sort of thing that Pleasures would have.

Date: 2012-03-14 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saskia399.livejournal.com
Oooooh Shiny! *_*

Yeah, probably better that I don't have them! I would make all my friends drink from them. And I would suspect a djinn in each and every one of them *grins*

Date: 2012-04-15 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theotherdibbler.livejournal.com
I'm scared of those cookies. D:

But I'm amused at the story, so that's more important. XD

Date: 2012-04-15 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charisstoma.livejournal.com
*snickers* Your icon.. so appropriate for this fiction. Yes, 'don't kiss that thing.' Bite its head off instead.

Thank you.*grins*

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