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Title: Previewing, Movie Previewing.
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 617

Meri wanted more stories for her. *grins* And various persons kept asking about certain disks resurfacing.
This follows A Tale of Two Kitties for Starters
*****

The movie was amusing. Reies couldn’t see anything that could go wrong with this one and placed it on the ‘okay for kitten’ viewing pile. Yawning he stuck in another disk and mentally prepared himself for more kitten level entertainment. One was alright, two wasn’t too bad, three was pushing it, at four he was calling a halt for the night. The disk began and he realized his mistake. How the hell had that gotten into the pile?! Suddenly his attitude about viewing disk number four was anything but mind numbing.

Gripping the nearest pillow, he hugged its soft stability, as he was assaulted by images that he definitely shouldn’t be watching. How he was going to scrub his mind of those images was something he didn’t have any conception of going about doing. He moaned and repeated over and over, “No, no, no, no, no, no.”

“Reies, you coming to bed,” Warne stuck his head into the room. He knew better than to enter too far during movie previewing. Normally he’d only have to sit through one if there was a question about it that Reies didn’t feel adequate to make a determination about. That didn’t happen too often, for which he was thankful.

Hearing the sound he’d heard before repeat itself, he stepped in the room more fully in anxiety over what could make Reies moan. His own, “Oh, cats and kittens!,” followed by his own moan had him sitting in the nearest accommodation and grabbing his own pillow to clutch. No one should have to watch what he was watching.

The cheerful, “Well they’re asleep. Let’s all go to bed t..,” was interrupted mid word. “Oh shit.” Ranel rushed to the DVD player, to swiftly press the stop button which was difficult to do with a hand suddenly turned to a paw. Staring hard at the Tv screen, he gathered his resources and turned to survey the damage.

It was bad. Huddled on either end of the sofa, as far from each other as possible sat Reies, his kitten’s nanny, and his husband, Warne. Each had a death gripe on a pillow, raised part way up to leave just horror fascinated eyes visible.

“Um. That wasn’t suppose to…” He tried again, “How did that…” Finally, “Oh Hell.”

The disk was discretely returned to the Library from where it had been stolen by one of his siblings. It was probably meant to be a gag wedding gift and not expected that Ranel and Warne would actually view the thing because that particular disk had a history about it in Ranel’s family. It took Ranel an hour to coax the two to bed and he gave up trying to convince them to relinquish the pillows to their positions in the den.

The kittens loved the movie, the third of Reies’ viewing on ‘that night‘. Shock still sent ripples through the adults of the group, Reies especially with his experience being more immediate to the currently viewed movie. Warne and he hadn’t thought too much of the kittens wanting to take an actual water bath in the tub, their minds still centered on that echo of viewing ‘that which should not have seen‘.

Ranel heard the giggles from the bathroom and slipped in doubtfully, to see the fun. With a inward hiss he slapped his hand up to cover his eyes and mentally took Disney‘s Shrek off the approved list. The kittens had learned the joys of farting bubbles in water. Poor Buttercup was up out of the tub glaring at her siblings and her elders with the disgust that only a female kitten can do properly.
Ranel consoled himself that considering, it could have been worse.

Date: 2012-02-19 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meridae.livejournal.com
Man that DVD sure gets around!!!

Hmm, better not tell Reies that traditionally, anyone who views it ends up pregnant.

Have Brian, Duke and Balthazaar ever just considered destroying the damn thing?

Date: 2012-02-19 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charisstoma.livejournal.com
Did you expect anything else but that that particular DVD would make a showing? *grins*

Reies would be looking at Ranel skeptically if told that pregnancy happens to those who watch it. There's magic and then there's magic. Ranel at least had the sense to QUICKLY shut the thing off. How will Warne and Reies handle seeing the Dads-in-law next time? That is a interesting musing.

Remember the 'damned thing' went viral and there are many copies out there. One was even given back to the Dads for an aniversary present if I recall. *grins*

Date: 2012-02-19 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mee-eep.livejournal.com
L O L poor shocked Reise, and LOVE the kittens in the bath!

Date: 2012-02-19 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charisstoma.livejournal.com
Oh, can you imagine the next time Reies &/or Warne meet the Dads-in-law? How brightly red can one blush? Where does one look while trying not to stare? Something along the lines of if a person has a scar on their face; 'don't stare at the scar, don't stare at the scar.'

'In the bath' brought to you by Shrek. *grins* Buttercup is her own little person, her own little female person, in a household of males. She has to be strong and kill them in their sleep OR not.

Date: 2012-02-19 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mee-eep.livejournal.com
I see two scarlet Tom cats and dad-in-laws holding their hands out to Ranel demanding 'dvd now!' they KNOW how dangerous it is.

Buttercup needs to be the strongest *nods* and best at the cute-kitten who-me? eyes!

Still loving the image of the safety-cushion snuggling!
Edited Date: 2012-02-19 12:57 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-02-19 05:23 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] frogs_of_war
If they take away every DVD that could potentially cause problems, what would be left?

Date: 2012-02-19 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charisstoma.livejournal.com
True. What would be left? *snickers* Can't have that.

Date: 2012-02-22 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theotherdibbler.livejournal.com
Oh dear, poor Reies. Warne at least knew what he was marrying into. (Maybe he didn't know that particular part in excruciating detail, but he knew what he was marrying into. :P)

Date: 2012-02-23 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charisstoma.livejournal.com
It is one thing to know about something and another to watch it.
You know your parents had sex or you wouldn't exist but you don't want to watch it happening. There's a slip in reality/suspension or disconnect that happens. Maybe it's just me or the U.S. or both. Probably just me. *sighs*

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