100 Words crossposting- Not As it Seems

[charisstoma]

Prompt 233 - spewing_pumpkin_bowl

Title: Not As it Seems
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100

Note: I have a new Stealth Toilet, that uses the greater force of air and water to flush what normally a plunger was needed to assist.

The party was well underway and the principal of what went in had to come out was about to be proven. Jason stumbled into the bathroom seeing the dark shape on the floor, pointed towards Jason‘s goal. ‘Fuck it,’ he'd had too much to drink himself and stepped carefully over the body watching for slippery vomit on the floor. On the toilet’s edge the body’s head spewed its guts into the bowl. ‘Amusing,’ he thought and bent to imitate the jack-o-lantern. The wraith rose up from behind, pushing Jason’s head under the water, then flushing the body away.
Trap reset

Comments

[theskimblishone.livejournal.com]

Is there anyone now who doesn't know about your new awesome Stealth Toilet? :) (Every time I read that, I think of a toilet clad in ninja costume climbing walls and roofs and sneaking up on someone, and then swallowing them from behind ... I'm sure this would be a great cartoon idea for kids!)

That wraith is very, very inventive with his traps. Everyone's too busy looking at the cool jack-o-lantern to notice the real evil skulking in the dark!

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

I think you're pointing out that I seem to have developed a potty fetish. *grins* I still act around it like a cat that is unsure about what might pounce. Obsessed me?

Wraith attacks are unknown because they are so skilled at it. That is why I must write about them to warn the public. *nods head*

[theskimblishone.livejournal.com]

LOL! I wasn't even thinking about it in that terms. (I mean, it's called the Stealth Toilet, how is that not worthy of being mentioned?)

Keep on serving the public, Charis! :D