Prompt Fic: Here There Be Dragons

Title: Here There Be Dragons
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 674
Fluffy, meep said. I tried.


“Sorry sprout,” Merick looked over his shoulder, “Can’t take you to school. Sign says No entry for delivery vehicles and you’re not visiting.” There was a snort from the side seat.

“Da-ad,” was said with the full weight of youthful impatience with adult joking. “Ian, can’t you make him behave?”

“Now, Gerry, you know that tasering a driver while he’s driving is a bad idea. Can cause all sorts of bad things like pants wetting and car through school sign impacts. Not to mention screaming. That’s hard on the ears inside an enclosed space.”( Read more... )