Jun. 13th, 2011

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Prompt #2: hail, giant cucumber, goat
Title: Thou shalt not Eat the Fruit of the Vine or the Vine either.
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100

A happy hmm, “What are we eating.”

“Billie.”

A shocked face turned towards Geoff wailing, “NO, not Billie?!”

“Afraid so, remember that hail storm that killed off all the garden except for the ‘Burpee guarranteed to win prizes Giant Cucumber’.” At the nod, “Billie ate it. Only right that we should eat Billie.”

“But that’s ‘Billie‘! He’s a member of the family, even if he was a goat.”

“I eat you every Saturday, twice on Sunday, and at least once during the week. I don’t see you complaining about that.”

“That’s different. I can regenerate, I’m a god.”

“Yes, dear.”

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