Dear Weather,

We've done the freezing rain, sleet, and snow last week. It was great working only one day in seven but I think that we know what that stuff is now and value that IT ISN'T SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN HERE. Go try gifting the polar regions with that stuff which are synonymous with cold and snow. We don't NeeeeeeD a repeat of last week.

Merry Winter from Texas 'ya'll'.