Tumblr Explores Human Nature with "Knife Roomba"

[charisstoma]

Tumblr Explores Human Nature with "Knife Roomba"
https://cheezburger.com/10823685/tumblr-explores-human-nature-with-knife-roomba?fbclid=IwAR1DLjX3FxPRaNyv0bRNp5bU5Y4xDUPMEr3GR8YxUm7199bXZGXJbI3kUd0

One of Tumblr's favorite things to do is expound on human nature in discussions, essays and threads about the role human beings as team "hold my beer" in the universe. It's generally regarded, out of self interest and flattery that we're basically badass space orcs. These kinds of discussions go on to describe Earth as the type of planet whose wildlife could fight off an alien invasion. So in this context, the idea that a human ship would have a knife Roomba affectionately referred to as "Stabby" not only makes perfect sense, but sort of makes us want to get one right now.

Comments

[me_ya_ri]

I told my husband about this. He loved it.

We are looking at getting a roomba for our house.

He already calls it Corporal Stabby.

XD

(Though I WILL be vetoing taping a knife to our Stabby, FYI)

[charisstoma]

Use a dull butter knife. A clean one, though it could be fun if it had some red jelly on it.