Zombies?

[charisstoma]

Another downtime tomorrow,Friday 4pm Pacific, 6 pm middle of the U.S. They say 2 hours for hardware maintenance. Hope they get it right.
The zombies really are attacking or is that my mind failing me. Am betting on the latter.

Early bed tonight, I think. I live for weekends.

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[meridae.livejournal.com]

Djinn in the wiring again. ::nods sagely::

Now, I wonder where that baby-djinn went?

::hears baby giggling from the direction of the server::

::wanders off to look::

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Baby djinn in the server is not a good thing.. for many many reason. It's not a bug in the system, it's a baby.

In which the good times of Halloween never end . . .

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Speaking of baby djinn.

Thomas held his breath as he picked up his rancid offspring and wished again that wearing a peg on his nose was more comfortable. Nerony was liberally smeared with rotten pumpkin goo, and Thomas wondered why he'd ever complained about the baby being covered in honey all the time. At least honey *smelled* good!

Despite it being well past thanksgiving, Thomas' bedroom was still decorated with every type of non-vegetable matter pumpkin that he and the staff of Lustful Liaisons could think of. Papa Dick had tried his best, initially bringing home a ceramic pumpkin for Nerony to reside in. They'd carefully lifted the sleeping baby djinn out of the the real pumpkin Nerony had chosen to 'twicktweat' his Dada in and nestled him cozily into the ceramic substitute.

Only to be deafened an hour later by a screaming, angry baby who'd awoken to find himself somewhere other than where he wanted to be. They'd found out the hard way that dragon djinn babies could and would break the sound barrier. Fortunately, Master Kain had taken out the comprehensive insurance policy - the one that covered djinn induced damage.

Since then they'd tried everything to convince Nerony to move to a more pleasant and less . . . organic . . . residence, to no avail. Not even the displeasure of the Master Kain himself had any effect - seemingly baby dragon-djinn did not quail before mere Master Djinn.

Nor, did they quail before Master Dragon-Djinn, and calling upon Azre's aid had about the same level of success.

Eventually, they'd just removed any container that even so much as resembled a pumpkin from the premises.

Master Kain had *not* been pleased to discover himself hugely re-pregnant the next morning and the rest of the staff had scrambled to reclaim their abandoned cock rings. At that point they'd given into the ineviatable - and Thomas had started bathing Nerony as many times a day as he could get away with . . . . and then spent many an hour cuddling and cosseting his baby so the little one wouldn't want to go back into his slimey, rotten mess of a container.

Sighing, Thomas trickled water over Nerony's head and smeared on a generous dollop of Johnson's Baby-Djinn Shampoo - guaranteed no more tears, fears, bears or leers (it was for babies afterall) - and smiled as his little one giggled back up at him. Tiny mouth opening in a gap-toothed grin, Nerony's laughter filled the chamber as the child chirped, as he so often had over the last couple of months "TWICKTWEAT DADA!"

Re: In which the good times of Halloween never end . . .

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

I lost it when Kain was the one pregnant as a result of Nerony's 'container rebellion'. *grins* That pumpkin won't fly. *helpless giggling*

Such a strong willed child and yet so sweet. *shakes head* His teen years promise to be interesting if he ever gets there.

Re: In which the good times of Halloween never end . . .

[theotherdibbler.livejournal.com]

He went into Kain?! Now there's a story that will be shared over horrified giggles and whispers in hidden corners for a fair while to come. :P

Re: In which the good times of Halloween never end . . .

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

*off in the corner, whispering* I kNOw. Can you imagine what Dick thought? Bet he was glad it wasn't him.

[alice_montrose]

Look at the bright side: at least they announced them, so no one can whine about it. Also, barely noticed yesterday, and I'll likely be sleeping through this one.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Sleeping is good, a good use of time down.

[optasia.livejournal.com]

LJ has been operating so slow today.
*pouts*

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

It's past 6 my time... they're late. Maybe they worked on it already and it was am, not pm? The banner announcing the downtime is gone too.

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

You know you have neglected that naughty computer-bug-djinn for too long! He never got to rehabilitate or learn love not thesis chewing hate. Neglected djinn clearly rampage.

zombie-djinn are just to scary a concept.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

*quivers* You're pushing djinn plunnies at me. I can tell.

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

*radiates innocence*

*beckons plunnies behind her* nothing to see here! no plunnies in sight!






_{*hisses* oiy you floppy-ears, that way, go that way *points to Charis* shoo-shoo}

*poke*

[theotherdibbler.livejournal.com]

Where the hell is everyone tonight? I is loooonely! :(

You people and your stupid timezones and real lives and shit, what is this?!

Re: *poke*

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

*crickets* YAWnnnnnn. What? *rubs eyes*

Wait! I have a life? Nobody told me that.
It was rainy and in the 60s F. and dark. Hibernation time was trying to set in. *squints* Sun might be back but it seems a little weak.

Did you post the zombie fic? Need to go off and try to find it.