Mog staggered to the kitchen stepping over and around the small people and kittens that seemed to be in the way. Breakfast? What's breakfast? He let it all go to focus in on his goal. His mug. His glorious mug.
Mug in hand he closed his eyes breathing in the fragrant heavenly brew that magically seeped into his mug. Being married to a wizard was good for some things. Well several things some of them very pleasurable, but not before coffee!
Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.
Noise faded away with the first blissful sip. Mog's brain switched on with a click. His eyes took in the sight of his first litter, they appeared to be busy torturing his second litter - little Speck was covered in chocolate spread and Teddy's hair full of cereal.
Mog took another restorative sip. It dawned on him he should save his offspring from, well his other offspring. And maybe fix breakfast. Preferably on crockery not kittens.
Another sip would do it. Maybe an extra slurp. Hmmm coffee. Mom's awake.
'RIGHT THEN. SEATS' Bums hit seats in sharp order, a more innocent looking bunch of children you couldn't wish for. Though Finnegus was still holding the empty jar of chocolate spread. 'Speckle Merlin Moggy Merrander, bathroom NOW. Teddimunster Calico Moggy Merrander zap to kitten and back. Now what's for breakfast?'
A little later a hushed voice could be heard to ask 'why is dad calling himself mom? Do you think we're having more brothers and sisters?' a second voice added 'I'd rather a Guinea Pig' before an amused voice interrupted 'Did you kids forget the house rule?'
Guilt faces turned upward as they all quoted 'Don't disturb dad before coffee' Gus grinned at them and swept in to give Mog's a kiss. Mog's raised his re-filled mug with a smirk 'you're on breakfast duty tomorrow beloved'
'Daddy, daddy, breakfast daddy, Finnegus has lit the stove and Speck has fallen over daddy'
'Whu?' Gus shook his head to try and loose the groggy feeling. Some level of noise was normal in a house with two wizard-familar litters but right now it was reaching chaotic action stations. Hold on!
'It's your dad's turn....' Gus woke up fully and turned to see Mog. His beloved caffiene addicted husband. Mog was still in bed practically curled around his favourite coffee mug, eyes half-mast as he lapped up coffee.
'Cat's are NOT meant to drink coffee' Gus reprimanded him. Mogs stayed furry, offered a disdainful look then carried on lapping his coffee.
'Neglecting our children for Satan's cocktail' Mog looked at him. Blinked. Ignored him.
'I'm changing the spell, from now on the mug only refills in the kitchen, so it'll be no good you leaving by the bed'
Mogs turned human to complain but was promptly leapt on my two kittens and a toddler. Gus grinned, patted heads and sunk under the quilt. He'd have to get up in a few minutes anyway, but for now it was snooze time.
Gus turned from semi-successfully flipping pancakes to eye his now awake husband. Mug still to hand.
'What was that kitten?' The actual kittens groaned loudly at the sight of their parents being snuggly. Mogs allowed a kiss though his eyes were narrowed.
'I shall be avenged' 'Is this about your mug' The mug was being cradled like a new-born. Their last born Teddy was busy climbing up Mog en-route to cuddles.
'I NEED my coffee Fus-Gus' 'And when you reach the kitchen it'll fill, you always say the spell is better in here anyway, it tastes better.'
'You don't mess with a man's coffee' 'Good thing you're not a mere man then isn't it? You're a Familiar and therefore a far more superior, sexier creature, who loves his husband and wouldn't dream of doing anything bad to me. In fact you're gong to put the mug down to kiss me silly aren't you?'
Mog glowered. He held the glare long enough Gus began to worry he' pushed his luck too far.
Then Mogs put down his mug. Slowly. Plucked Teddy to his shoulder grabbed Gus with his other arm giving both noisy sloppy kisses.
They were alright again. Gus got a tease of tongue. If they both managed to stay awake past first bed-time, second-check and wanderers replacing then there might even be fun times tonight.
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Meep posted this over at Lj - Coffee Love
Date: 2017-05-06 01:55 am (UTC)http://charisstoma.livejournal.com/1281947.html?thread=5518491#t5518491
Mog staggered to the kitchen stepping over and around the small people and kittens that seemed to be in the way. Breakfast? What's breakfast? He let it all go to focus in on his goal. His mug. His glorious mug.
Mug in hand he closed his eyes breathing in the fragrant heavenly brew that magically seeped into his mug. Being married to a wizard was good for some things. Well several things some of them very pleasurable, but not before coffee!
Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.
Noise faded away with the first blissful sip. Mog's brain switched on with a click. His eyes took in the sight of his first litter, they appeared to be busy torturing his second litter - little Speck was covered in chocolate spread and Teddy's hair full of cereal.
Mog took another restorative sip. It dawned on him he should save his offspring from, well his other offspring. And maybe fix breakfast. Preferably on crockery not kittens.
Another sip would do it. Maybe an extra slurp. Hmmm coffee. Mom's awake.
'RIGHT THEN. SEATS'
Bums hit seats in sharp order, a more innocent looking bunch of children you couldn't wish for. Though Finnegus was still holding the empty jar of chocolate spread.
'Speckle Merlin Moggy Merrander, bathroom NOW. Teddimunster Calico Moggy Merrander zap to kitten and back. Now what's for breakfast?'
A little later a hushed voice could be heard to ask 'why is dad calling himself mom? Do you think we're having more brothers and sisters?'
a second voice added 'I'd rather a Guinea Pig'
before an amused voice interrupted 'Did you kids forget the house rule?'
Guilt faces turned upward as they all quoted 'Don't disturb dad before coffee' Gus grinned at them and swept in to give Mog's a kiss. Mog's raised his re-filled mug with a smirk 'you're on breakfast duty tomorrow beloved'
Re: Meep posted this over at Lj - Coffee Love
Date: 2017-05-07 01:31 am (UTC)'Whu?' Gus shook his head to try and loose the groggy feeling. Some level of noise was normal in a house with two wizard-familar litters but right now it was reaching chaotic action stations. Hold on!
'It's your dad's turn....' Gus woke up fully and turned to see Mog. His beloved caffiene addicted husband. Mog was still in bed practically curled around his favourite coffee mug, eyes half-mast as he lapped up coffee.
'Cat's are NOT meant to drink coffee' Gus reprimanded him. Mogs stayed furry, offered a disdainful look then carried on lapping his coffee.
'Neglecting our children for Satan's cocktail' Mog looked at him. Blinked. Ignored him.
'I'm changing the spell, from now on the mug only refills in the kitchen, so it'll be no good you leaving by the bed'
Mogs turned human to complain but was promptly leapt on my two kittens and a toddler. Gus grinned, patted heads and sunk under the quilt. He'd have to get up in a few minutes anyway, but for now it was snooze time.
Re: Meep posted this over at Lj - Coffee Love
Date: 2017-05-07 04:24 pm (UTC)Gus turned from semi-successfully flipping pancakes to eye his now awake husband. Mug still to hand.
'What was that kitten?'
The actual kittens groaned loudly at the sight of their parents being snuggly. Mogs allowed a kiss though his eyes were narrowed.
'I shall be avenged'
'Is this about your mug' The mug was being cradled like a new-born. Their last born Teddy was busy climbing up Mog en-route to cuddles.
'I NEED my coffee Fus-Gus'
'And when you reach the kitchen it'll fill, you always say the spell is better in here anyway, it tastes better.'
'You don't mess with a man's coffee'
'Good thing you're not a mere man then isn't it? You're a Familiar and therefore a far more superior, sexier creature, who loves his husband and wouldn't dream of doing anything bad to me. In fact you're gong to put the mug down to kiss me silly aren't you?'
Mog glowered. He held the glare long enough Gus began to worry he' pushed his luck too far.
Then Mogs put down his mug. Slowly. Plucked Teddy to his shoulder grabbed Gus with his other arm giving both noisy sloppy kisses.
They were alright again. Gus got a tease of tongue. If they both managed to stay awake past first bed-time, second-check and wanderers replacing then there might even be fun times tonight.
But now breakfast.