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Title: Life at Lustful Liaisons - Your Fantasies Met, apprentice level
Author: charisstoma
Fandom: mee_eep’s challenge. Sequel to Djinn of Business and Un-mundane
Prompt pairing: 92. Labyrinth + 26. Caught
Rating: G
Pairing: slash
Word count: 233
Warning: discussion of internet misuse, language a bit
Summary: Lustful Liaisons in the business of choosing the right person for the right *coughs* individual on the level of the business apprentices.



Steve, a lowly desktop djinn, scanned the labyrinth of the internet from his keyboard home hunting for porn *coughs* monitoring likely candidates for their possible patrons. Last time he’d been caught surfing during business hours, he’d been locked out of his keyboard for 9 hours before the Master of Lusting Liaisons had let him back in again.

It was rough having your container inside another djinn’s container. Lack of privacy much. At least he had the avenue of the latest download of Windows 7 on the world. Much better then his friend, Ken who habitated in the pencil sharpener. He did not want to think of the joys of emptying pencil shavings out of one’s home every day. Stupid apprentice jobs with their sorry ass lodgings. Perhaps now that Master Djinn, Kain, was getting some on a regular basis playing with his Dick, his new live in companion, a large part of the day, Ken could ask to move into the monitor.

He’d made a note to himself that he’d have to make sure that Ken knew that it was not permissible to play on his keys. That djinn did like to shop the sex toy shops on-line and while it could be considered part of the agency’s business, they had a very nice open account and discount going at the coffee house cum sex toy emporium, Pleasures, just down the street.

Containers = computer keyboard, monitor, and pencil sharpener.

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Date: 2010-08-22 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theskimblishone.livejournal.com
Bwahaha! I love these containers. The pencil sharpener is brilliant, and just the phrasing of 'lowly desktop djinn' made me giggle.

Monitoring likely candidates, of course!

Date: 2010-08-22 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charisstoma.livejournal.com
*points at mee_eep* She made me. It was the pencil sharpener or the pencil cup or the paperclip dispenser, don't get me started on the rolodex.

Of course one has to monitor the likely candidates. How else do you know where to put your hands on them?
Thank you.*grins*

Date: 2010-08-23 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theskimblishone.livejournal.com
My mind went straight to the gutter at 'pencil cup', I'll have you know... :D

Date: 2010-08-23 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theotherdibbler.livejournal.com
Ahaha!

Remind me to give this an honourable mention when I update my Pleasures ficlist. It may not be about the shop, but it ties in. :D

Date: 2010-08-23 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charisstoma.livejournal.com
*coughs* The two businesses are in kind of the same field of interest. It's very tempting to put all the stories in a community because either they've evolved from each other or mention/use each other. Thank you for the wind beneath our wings.

Date: 2010-08-23 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mee-eep.livejournal.com
Yep, it's ALL Dibbs fault! *feels vindicated* ;) *squashes some plunnies*

community - as in neighbourhood? sex-cafe, fantasy matchmaker..home decor shop on the corner for all your hsehold/dungeon needs, a food shop maybe?
*hides*

Date: 2010-08-23 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theskimblishone.livejournal.com
Only if the food shop sells blood, okay? :D

Date: 2010-08-24 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mee-eep.livejournal.com
Of course it would:

Straight from the source or in extra special double teabag form, and those come free with a fresh eunuch!

;) *ducks missiles*

Date: 2010-08-26 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theskimblishone.livejournal.com
Straight from the source or in extra special double teabag form, and those come free with a fresh eunuch!

*cracks up*

Abe would die of embarrassment either way...

Date: 2010-08-26 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mee-eep.livejournal.com
As long as George/ina and co. wasn't with him, LMAO I can imagine that scene

Date: 2010-08-27 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theskimblishone.livejournal.com
Oh, GOD!

(Don't tempt me, I've long harboured a desire to have Steve and Raif meet...)

Date: 2010-08-28 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theskimblishone.livejournal.com
It'd have to be some kind of AU crossover (LOL, does this sound like I'm writing fanfiction of my own work?), because the Port Carmila 'verse and the Raif and Parker 'verse don't really mesh, sadly. The whole 'vampires openly existing' thing... It would be fun, though... *ponders*

Date: 2010-08-28 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theotherdibbler.livejournal.com
Epic crack cross-over! Just a drabble, completely non-canon, come on!

Date: 2010-08-28 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theskimblishone.livejournal.com
Oh, I just saw this. I really have to now, don't I?

(I mean, yeah. Crack to high heaven...)

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