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[charisstoma]

*snickers*






While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.'s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan. '
An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?'

When the attendant came by, he said, 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'
'Yes!' said the attendant. 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'





'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, 'We no longer call it the cockpit; it's the box office.'
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Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll create a life. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

Comments

[tsuki-no-bara.livejournal.com]

the box office! heee. but they all look so young!

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Yes they do look young. *sighs* There are more and more people who make me think that as time goes by.

[angelabenedetti.livejournal.com]

Funny story, and I love the quote at the end.

One has to reflect, though, on the fact that this soldier guy is apparently all fine about going to Afghanistan (presumably to fight) and that's cool and normal, but the thought of being flown to Afghanistan by a female pilot requires getting drunk in order to cope. o_O

Angie

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

The story was all done in joking. Military doesn't serve drinks on planes and doubt a Sgt. would be so non-PC, there should be classes on that.

[wide-eyed-raven.livejournal.com]

That quote is absolutely brilliant :P Hehehe Box Office. The story amuses me too. My worries would have been where the flight was to, not her was flying it.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Agreement on the where. Am thinking it was a joke between all involved.

[animeartistjo.livejournal.com]

That quote is so much win. Who said it?

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

No idea where the quote came from. This was a forward from a forward.

@_@ can we say viral.. this might be who..

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!"
— Erick S. Gray

http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/show/209983