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charisstomaWoman shot in Head
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of Louisquisset Country Club Condominiums, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby Shore's supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is *insert less then intelligent non-PC labels here*, but that could all be a coincidence.
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of Louisquisset Country Club Condominiums, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby Shore's supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is *insert less then intelligent non-PC labels here*, but that could all be a coincidence.
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Date: 2010-08-02 06:36 pm (UTC)poor Linda..., thanks to you and your brother for the lulz XD
ETA: http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp
I'm quickly learning from you LOL!
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Date: 2010-08-02 11:33 pm (UTC)One prior one had a tasty picture of a man working in a candy factory placing a certain type of confection into boxes for shipment. My brother's comment was that if he had the job that guy did, he didn't think he'd own up to it.
Job title: Fudge Packer which is a euphemism for person who likes to give anal sex. *shakes head sadly* He's my brother. Small print on the birth certificate says I have to love him.
You've discovered Snopes.com! I'm so proud. *grins*
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Date: 2010-08-03 04:15 am (UTC)your brother seems to be one of those priceless persons , you have to love him, can't be other way :):):)
and yes, i'm following your teachings *G*
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Date: 2010-08-02 09:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-02 11:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-03 12:36 am (UTC)