FB3X Drabble Cascade #163 - 'go'

[charisstoma]

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I am so sorry.

Title: There May Be Snakes (PG, potty humor, Fantasy)
Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100


“Um Simon, we need to go back.”

Simon turned looking at Andy, “Why? We’re almost to our special place,” he waggled his eyebrows.

“If we don’t go back, it’s going to get messy, that’s why.” Teeth bared, “Your prized salsa isn’t staying.”

“Doesn’t an Andy shit in the woods?” Simon asked innocently, ruining it grinning.

“This one will, if we don’t go back. NOW.”

“It’s the country. I’ll keep watch; just go behind that bush, scrape out a hole and squat, cover it up and it’s all good. Known as field expediency.”

“No!”

“Come on.”

“Shit!”

“Need some tissue, love?”

Comments

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Naughty Simon, not catering to Andy's delicate sensibilities!

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

*shakes head at you*