The Magic Kingdom
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So Meep and I were discussing how disappointing it is that certain theme parks are really magical and....

Title: The Magic Kingdom
Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 287
“It’s not like I thought it would be, Simon. You can see that it’s just mundane pretend.”
Rubbing circles in Andy’s back, “It’s not pretend, love.” Simon put his finger up to his lips and mouthed, “follow me.”
Through a cleverly concealed door and down some stairs Andy followed Simon.
Putting his lips near Andy’s ear, Simon whispered, “Just remember you’re with me and don’t let any of them persuade you to go off with them.”
“Now sir, that’s quite uncalled for. If your companion would just follow my assistant, we can discuss your trespassing into realms not meant for humans.” The vertically challenged little man indicated a different direction to the one that the assistant was trying to lead away Andy towards.
“One, I’m not human and two, he is my consort even if he is human. I will not have him trifled with. He. Is. Mine.” Each word was spoken with venomous emphasis.
“Familiar?”
“Yes,” was said with heat, "snake."
“Oh that’s quite different. Sorry.” The vertically challenged yet proportional man said conciliatorily. “What, may I ask, is the purpose for your visiting us below ground?”
“Andy was disappointed by the mundane appearance of pretend. I thought I’d show him the real magical parts of the Kingdom.”
“Oh! Indeed, sir. Yes, of course. Right this way please. One special magical tour is ordered. Flicker,” he told his assistant, “could you please show them the works as it really is.”
It took an hour to see all or as much of the ‘magical kingdom’ as feet could take.
Flicker explained how they had to camouflage the workings so humans would not suspect that it really was all done with magic, or at least the important parts.
Sequel: Idle hands are the devil's tools

Title: The Magic Kingdom
Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 287
“It’s not like I thought it would be, Simon. You can see that it’s just mundane pretend.”
Rubbing circles in Andy’s back, “It’s not pretend, love.” Simon put his finger up to his lips and mouthed, “follow me.”
Through a cleverly concealed door and down some stairs Andy followed Simon.
Putting his lips near Andy’s ear, Simon whispered, “Just remember you’re with me and don’t let any of them persuade you to go off with them.”
“Now sir, that’s quite uncalled for. If your companion would just follow my assistant, we can discuss your trespassing into realms not meant for humans.” The vertically challenged little man indicated a different direction to the one that the assistant was trying to lead away Andy towards.
“One, I’m not human and two, he is my consort even if he is human. I will not have him trifled with. He. Is. Mine.” Each word was spoken with venomous emphasis.
“Familiar?”
“Yes,” was said with heat, "snake."
“Oh that’s quite different. Sorry.” The vertically challenged yet proportional man said conciliatorily. “What, may I ask, is the purpose for your visiting us below ground?”
“Andy was disappointed by the mundane appearance of pretend. I thought I’d show him the real magical parts of the Kingdom.”
“Oh! Indeed, sir. Yes, of course. Right this way please. One special magical tour is ordered. Flicker,” he told his assistant, “could you please show them the works as it really is.”
It took an hour to see all or as much of the ‘magical kingdom’ as feet could take.
Flicker explained how they had to camouflage the workings so humans would not suspect that it really was all done with magic, or at least the important parts.
Sequel: Idle hands are the devil's tools
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Date: 2016-05-25 06:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-25 08:01 pm (UTC)Also....*shifty eyes* exactly what Simon believes and would say... if asked and maybe even if not asked.