FB3X Drabblerotic 2016 - H is for Hedgehog

[charisstoma]

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Title: The Toy (G, m/m,snake familiar)
My Master list for Drabblerotic 2016. A to Z Challenge 2016
Author:charisstoma
Word count: 100




“So cuuuute,” Andy cooed.

“Those aren’t even edible when they’re real,” Simon groused. “Just a ball of spines… with legs,” he added. “And they bite toes… and tails.”

Andy drew back looking at Simon, “How would you know that?”

“Was young. Damned thing bit my tail once when I was in snake form.”

“And the toes?” Andy raised an eyebrow and watched his lover redden.

“Was minding my own business having a wank in the woods and this prickly lump of spines walked up and took a chomp on one of my toes.”
Simon grinned, “Pissed him off, ... I did.”

Comments

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

Simon is a horror :)

Read about a hedgehog in the paper yesterday:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/hedgehog-left-traumatised-after-spines-cut-off-in-student-halls-a6970111.html
poor baby :( hope they punish whoever hurt him.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

I saw the article but didn't read it. Horrific, is what it is and I wouldn't be surprised if some students aren't sanctioned if not told to leave with the story having gone media.There could be some fines or worse legally for the individuals who did this. And I really hope they do.

Most student halls forbid pets, even fish. Don't get me started on the pythons that have escaped *GRINS* or at the University where I went the tarantula. The spider was found finally by a male student who'd come home drunk and slipped into bed with the thing. They say his screams woke the whole floor.

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

Poor little thing. They'll loose their place, be charged and banned from owning pets at the least ...I'd hope

Same here.

You'd hear me too!
Actually probs not, I don't tend to scream over things.

[thwax.livejournal.com]

LOL - well at least it wasn't his other tail it tried to bite when he was seeing to his own 'business'!

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

I've been bitten on the toe by a hedgehog. It kept her in tasty meal worms for a long while, which isn't healthy but saves toes from predation.